on *:TEXT:who is BubsBot:*:/msg $chan I am a bot for Bubs' Concession Stand. I get people stuff ("!order <item>").
on *:TEXT:!order *:*: {
  IF ( $2- = BubsBot ) { /msg $chan Nice try, $nick $+ . }
  ELSE IF ( $2- = Chwoka ) { /msg $chan I can't sell the other users, sorry. }
  ELSE IF ( $2- = TheGoblin ) { /msg $chan I can't sell the other users, sorry. }
  ELSE IF ( $2- = SammiSeldowitz ) { /msg $chan I can't sell the other users, sorry. }
  ELSE IF ( $2- = Flannel_Jacket ) { /msg $chan I can't sell the other users, sorry. }
  ELSE IF ( $2- = SuperMartyoBro ) { /msg $chan I can't sell the other users, sorry. }
  ELSE IF ( $2- = money ) { /msg $chan Nice try, $nick $+ . }
  ELSE IF ( $2- = sex ) { /msg ChanServ SET #BubsConcessionStand MODE +m | /msg $chan The channel is now moderated. Only users with voice may talk. This is because someone tried to order something they shouldn't have. }
  ELSE IF ( $2- = $nick ) { /msg $chan Oh, I'm sure that would amuse you, wouldn't it? }
  ELSE { /describe $chan hands $nick $2- }
}
on *:TEXT:!order:*:/msg $chan To order items, type !order <item>.
on *:JOIN:#:/msg $chan Welcome to Bubs' Concession Stand! What can I get you? ("!order <item>")
on *:TEXT:*nigger*:*:/mode #BubsConcessionStand +b $address | /kick #BubsConcessionStand $nick We do not tolerate racism in #BubsConcessionStand. You are banned.
on *:TEXT:moo:#:/msg $chan Aha, I see we have a cow among us.
on *:ACTION:slaps BubsBot*:#:/describe $chan gets slapped.
on *:TEXT:!crazy:*:/msg $chan ¯\(°_o)/¯
on 5:TEXT:!op:*:/mode $chan +o $nick
on 3:TEXT:!voice:*:/mode $chan +v $nick
on 5:TEXT:!deop:*:/mode $chan -o $nick
on 3:TEXT:!devoice:*:/mode $chan -v $nick
on 5:TEXT:!mod:*:/msg ChanServ SET #BubsConcessionStand MODE +m | /msg $chan The channel is now moderated. Only users with voice may talk. This is probably because people got irresponsible with the bot.
on 5:TEXT:!unmod:*:/msg ChanServ SET #BubsConcessionStand MODE -m | /msg $chan The channel is now un-modded. Have a nice day.
on 5:TEXT:!voice *:*:/mode $chan +v $$2
on 5:TEXT:!devoice *:*:/mode $chan -v $$2
on *:TEXT:!info:*:/msg $chan I am a bot for Bubs' Concession Stand. I get people stuff ("!order <item>").