on 1:TEXT:*!8Ball*:#:{
  if ($me == stupidbot) noop
  elseif (%dchan [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == yes) { halt }
  var %8ball = $rand(1,122)
  describe $chan is shaking up the 8ball...
  if (%8Ball == 1) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12OF COURSE STUPID! 
  if (%8Ball == 2) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Hell no! 
  if (%8Ball == 3) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12A little donation might help... 
  if (%8Ball == 4) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! 
  if (%8Ball == 5) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Maybe... 
  if (%8Ball == 6) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Definatly! 
  if (%8Ball == 7) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Ask some other time, fool. 
  if (%8Ball == 8) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12If you bow down to me.. 
  if (%8Ball == 9) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Are you sure you want to know the answer?? 
  if (%8Ball == 10) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Awwww HELL NAWWWW! 
  if (%8Ball == 11) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Most likely. 
  if (%8Ball == 12) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Probly not.. Sorry. 
  if (%8Ball == 13) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Problably not dude. 
  if (%8Ball == 14) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Guess not sucka! 
  if (%8Ball == 15) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12So is it a deal? 
  if (%8Ball == 16) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Im sorry, NO! 
  if (%8Ball == 17) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Ill answer you  later 
  if (%8Ball == 18) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Definantly NOT. 
  if (%8Ball == 19) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Doubtfull.. 
  if (%8Ball == 20) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12A question i dont even no the answer to... 
  if (%8Ball == 21) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12What kind of question is That? 
  if (%8ball == 22) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Me No Speak English! 
  if (%8ball == 23) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Don't Think So! 
  if (%8ball == 24) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Why You Keep Asking Me Questions 
  if (%8ball == 25) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12N0o F-ing Way!  
  if (%8ball == 26) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2What Kinda Question Is That? 
  if (%8ball == 27) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Of Course! 
  if (%8ball == 28) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12I Don't Feel Like Answering Right Now! 
  if (%8ball == 29) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12You Are Supposed To Shake Me Idiot! 
  if (%8ball == 30) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Err! 
  if (%8ball == 31) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Hmmm Mabey! 
  if (%8ball == 32) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Michael Jackson Touched This 8Ball 
  if (%8ball == 33) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Leave Me Alone I'm Watching Opera
  if (%8ball == 34) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12The Answer To That Question Yes... If i get 10 dollars out of it? 
  if (%8ball == 35) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12You Sure You Don't Wanna Play? 
  if (%8ball == 36) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Yes, If You Go To The Circus! 
  if (%8ball == 37) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Yes, But Mabey No! 
  if (%8ball == 38) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Huh? 
  if (%8ball == 39) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12In Your Dreams! 
  if (%8ball == 40) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12You Will Fart Real Soon! 
  if (%8ball == 41) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12You Think I Know Everything? 
  if (%8ball == 42) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Yes, But Only On The Weekend! 
  if (%8ball == 43) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Yes Sir! 
  if (%8ball == 44) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12The Answer Is No! 
  if (%8ball == 45) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Maybe Next Year! 
  if (%8ball == 46) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12I'll Ignore That Question!
  if (%8ball == 47) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12How Could You Ask Me Something 
  if (%8ball == 48) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12How Should I Know! 
  if (%8ball == 49) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12You Need A Hair-Cut! 
  if (%8ball == 50) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Everyone Expects Me To Know 
  if (%8ball == 51) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12I'm Busy! 
  if (%8ball == 52) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Resistance Is Futile! 
  if (%8ball == 53) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Yes, But I Don't Know Why! 
  if (%8ball == 54) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12What A Dumb Question! 
  if (%8ball == 55) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12I Ain't Answering That One! 
  if (%8ball == 56) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Why Me? 
  if (%8ball == 57) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12I Don't Know! 
  if (%8ball == 58) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Yep! 
  if (%8ball == 59) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12I Hope Not! 
  if (%8ball == 60) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Sounds Like A Plan! 
  if (%8ball == 61) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Yes, If You Go To The Circus! 
  if (%8ball == 62) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Go Ask Dr. Phil! 
  if (%8ball == 63) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12I'll Answer Next Time! 
  if (%8ball == 64) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12That Is Correct $nick $+! Btw, I Know Your Name, And Where You Live, Mwhahahaha! 
  if (%8ball == 65) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12I Refuse To Answer That! 
  if (%8ball == 66) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Talk To Tha Hand Cause The 8ball 
  if (%8ball == 67) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12No, and I'm Not Giving You My you know what -.-  
  if (%8ball == 68) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Is This A Sexual Question? 
  if (%8ball == 69) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Hell No! 
  if (%8ball == 70) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Forget It! 
  if (%8ball == 71) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12The Answer Would Leave You Heart 
  if (%8ball == 72) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Blame It On Canada! 
  if (%8ball == 73) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12That Question Freaked Me Out! 
  if (%8ball == 74) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Blah, Blah, Blah! 
  if (%8ball == 75) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12How Bout I Ask You A Question? 
  if (%8ball == 76) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12YES! YES! YES! 
  if (%8ball == 77) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12It's Funny How People Expect Me To Know EVERYTHING! 
  if (%8ball == 78) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12I Agree! 
  if (%8ball == 79) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Si! 
  if (%8ball == 80) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12No No No!!!! 
  if (%8ball == 81) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Good Question! 
  if (%8ball == 82) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Did I Say Yes Last Time? 
  if (%8ball == 83) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Who Do I Look Like A Shrink? 
  if (%8ball == 84) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12I Ain't No Fortune Teller! 
  if (%8ball == 85) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12As Far As I Know... Yes! 
  if (%8ball == 86) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Type !Lotto Next Time! 
  if (%8ball == 87) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Far Out Man! 
  if (%8ball == 88) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Who Changed The Color? 
  if (%8ball == 89) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12I Do Believe So! 
  if (%8ball == 90) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Ummm... Could Be! 
  if (%8ball == 91) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12The Answer Is No Way! 
  if (%8ball == 92) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12I Can't Tell You! 
  if (%8ball == 93) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Absolutely Not! 
  if (%8ball == 94) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Sure... Why Not! 
  if (%8ball == 95) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12I Don't Answer Sexual Related Questions! 
  if (%8ball == 96) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 128 35 2 27 9 14... Oh Wait You 
  if (%8ball == 97) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Thats Funny! 
  if (%8ball == 98) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 120Oh Baby!
  if (%8ball == 99) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Sorry But It's True! 
  if (%8ball == 100) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12I'll Tell Ya Tomorrow! 
  if (%8ball == 101) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12I'm Feeling Lazy Now! 
  if (%8ball == 102) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12YES! YES! YES!
  if (%8ball == 103) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Don't Cry If I Say No! NO! 
  if (%8ball == 104) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Sometimes I Wish I Was A Weather Bot! 
  if (%8ball == 105) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12It Is So! 
  if (%8ball == 106) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12It Is Not! 
  if (%8ball == 107) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Yes Is The Answer! 
  if (%8ball == 108) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12No, You Are Never To Old For that... 
  if (%8ball == 109) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12An Affirmative! 
  if (%8ball == 110) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Are You Insane? 
  if (%8ball == 111) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Totally! 
  if (%8ball == 112) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12BRB Phone! 
  if (%8ball == 113) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Strong Chance Thats a Yes! 
  if (%8ball == 114) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Maybe Today! 
  if (%8ball == 115) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12The Future Looks Bad! 
  if (%8ball == 116) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12I Don't Believe You Asked 
  if (%8ball == 117) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Sorry I'm Married! 
  if (%8ball == 118) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12I Won't Answer Perverted Questions! 
  if (%8ball == 119) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12I'm Getting A Sinking Feeling! 
  if (%8ball == 120) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 10Positive Confirmation! 
  if (%8ball == 121) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12 $+ 10-4 Good Buddy! 
  if (%8ball == 122) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12The Next Time The Church People Knock At Your Door They Will Answer That! 
}