on *:text:!define mode *:#:{
  if ($3 === v) { notice $nick mode v: 8,1  gives voice status to a user }
  elseif ($3 === h) { notice $nick mode h: 8,1  gives halfop status to a user }
  elseif ($3 === o) { notice $nick mode o: 8,1  gives op status to a user }
  elseif ($3 === a) { notice $nick mode a: 8,1  gives admin status to a user }
  elseif ($3 === q) { notice $nick mode q: 8,1  gives owner status to a user } 
  elseif ($3 === b) { notice $nick mode b: 8,1  bans the nick|host from the channel }
  elseif ($3 === c) { notice $nick mode c: 8,1  blocks all messages containing color }
  elseif ($3 === e) { notice $nick mode e: 8,1  overrides ban (+b) for matching users (protect) }
  elseif ($3 === I) { notice $nick mode I: 8,1  overides +i for matching users }
  elseif ($3 === f) { notice $nick mode f: 8,1  flood protection }
  elseif ($3 === i) { notice $nick mode i: 8,1  must be invited to join the channel }
  elseif ($3 === j) { notice $nick mode j: 8,1  joins per second per user }
  elseif ($3 === k) { notice $nick mode k: 8,1  users must specify <key> to join the channel }
  elseif ($3 === l) { notice $nick mode l: 8,1  changes the amount of maximum users a channel can have }
  elseif ($3 === m) { notice $nick mode m: 8,1  only +vhoaq can speak }
  elseif ($3 === n) { notice $nick mode n: 8,1  no private messages to the channel from outsiders }
  elseif ($3 === p) { notice $nick mode p: 8,1  private channel }
  elseif ($3 === r) { notice $nick mode r: 8,1  registered channel (cannot set) }
  elseif ($3 === s) { notice $nick mode s: 8,1  secret channel }
  elseif ($3 === t) { notice $nick mode t: 8,1  only +hoaq can change the topic }
  elseif ($3 === z) { notice $nick mode z: 8,1  only clients on secure connection (SSL) can join }
  elseif ($3 === A) { notice $nick mode A: 8,1  Server/Net Admin only channel }
  elseif ($3 === C) { notice $nick mode C: 8,1  No CTCPs allowed }
  elseif ($3 === G) { notice $nick mode G: 8,1  Word Filter }
  elseif ($3 === M) { notice $nick mode M: 8,1  registered/voice ppl can talk }
  elseif ($3 === K) { notice $nick mode K: 8,1  /KNOCK is not allowed }
  elseif ($3 === L) { notice $nick mode L: 8,1  Chan link }
  elseif ($3 === N) { notice $nick mode N: 8,1  No nick changes }
  elseif ($3 === O) { notice $nick mode O: 8,1  IRC OP only chan }
  elseif ($3 === Q) { notice $nick mode Q: 8,1  No kicks allowed }
  elseif ($3 === R) { notice $nick mode R: 8,1  Only registered people can join }
  elseif ($3 === S) { notice $nick mode S: 8,1  strips mIRC color codes (makes whatever you say in color to default:   8,1  black) }
  elseif ($3 === T) { notice $nick mode T: 8,1  no /notice allowed }
  elseif ($3 === V) { notice $nick mode V: 8,1  /invite isn't allowed }
  elseif ($3 === u) { notice $nick mode u: 8,1  auditorium mode }
}