[01:09:56] <Kyoji> I can be serious when it comes to RPing. I'm just to tired to do anymore with it.
[01:10:06] <Kyoji> We can save it for when we actually start into the story next week.
[01:10:17] <Biiaru> i was going to be all like "i think i'm going to go take a look around"
[01:10:21] <Biiaru> and go stumble on something.
[01:10:34] <Evvie> you can stumble on the tattered corpse of the real DJ
[01:10:40] <Evvie> that's when the party realizes
[01:10:45] <Evvie> their real enemy:
[01:10:49] <Evvie> the body snatchers
[01:10:56] <Evvie> the Vortex Body Snatchers
[01:11:07] <Evvie> Before the party knew what happened
[01:11:12] <Evvie> Rena was snatched
[01:11:19] <Evvie> and they were stranded without an RCP
[01:11:24] <Evvie> but then; a ray of hope
[01:11:26] <@Rena> (Nala) Guess I have to host now!
[01:11:29] <Evvie> Nala
[01:11:41] <Riddle> (Riddle) you dont have any KIND of RCP!
[01:11:48] <Evvie> the vortex body snatchers hadn't gotten her yet
[01:11:49] <Evvie> yes she does
[01:11:52] <Biiaru> (Biiaru) She has an RCP in her MIND.
[01:11:57] <Evvie> she has the Pocket RCP DS
[01:12:10] <@Rena> (Nala) I have a WiiCP.
[01:12:14] <Biiaru> WIICP.
[01:12:18] <Evvie> yes a WiiCP
[01:12:24] <Evvie> so then
[01:12:28] <Evvie> the heroes thought they were safe
[01:12:32] <Biiaru> (Biiaru) Where do we plug it in, though?
[01:12:39] <Evvie> an epic battle between the heroes and the Body Snatching King took place
[01:12:44] <@Rena> (Nala) Into YOUR MOM
[01:12:47] <Evvie> until the ground shook
[01:12:49] <@Rena> (Nala) OHHHHHHHHH
[01:12:50] <Evvie> and split
[01:12:55] <Evvie> and the lake turned into a funnel of water
[01:13:08] <Evvie> dragging the king kicking and screaming into the murky abyss
[01:13:08] <@Rena> (Vortex King) >:O
[01:13:14] <@Rena> (Vortex King) NOOOOOOOOO
[01:13:24] <Evvie> his minions rejoiced!
[01:13:24] <DJ> (DJ) *bows*
[01:13:26] <Evvie> they were free
[01:13:28] <@Rena> ("The Lake") *burp*
[01:13:36] <Evvie> but it was THEN
[01:13:48] <Evvie> that the heroes realized that it wasn't the Snatchers who had stolen their beloved Rena
[01:13:49] <Evvie> it was the Lake
[01:13:54] <Evvie> the LAKE was the enemy all along
[01:14:03] <Evvie> and they had slaughtered over 9000 body snatchers for nothing
[01:14:04] <@Rena> ("The Lake") oshit
[01:14:08] <Evvie> unless
[01:14:12] <Evvie> someone body snatch'd the lake
[01:14:25] <Evvie> (I wonder how many more plot twists I can add to this :O)
[01:14:28] <Biiaru> evvie
[01:14:30] <Biiaru> infinitely more'
[01:14:33] <Biiaru> and then
[01:14:35] <Biiaru> you find out that
[01:14:37] <DJ> You were DYIN.
[01:14:40] <Biiaru> inside the lake
[01:14:40] <@Rena> (Nala) *whacks Evvie with her handbag*
[01:14:42] <Biiaru> controlling it
[01:14:43] <Biiaru> is
[01:14:45] <Evvie> (Evvie) :(
[01:14:45] <Biiaru> neko
[01:14:47] <Church> Heroes have cancer.
[01:14:51] <DJ> K go.
[01:14:52] <Biiaru> who none of you but church know
[01:14:53] <Evvie> yes
[01:14:55] <Biiaru> church and evvvie
[01:14:57] <Evvie> Then the heroes get breast cancer
[01:15:03] <Biiaru> NOOOOOO.
[01:15:07] <Evvie> Horrible painful cancer
[01:15:12] <Evvie> and their health is like
[01:15:12] * Biiaru sobs
[01:15:15] <&Eusine> (Eusine) OH
[01:15:16] <Biiaru> 0.1 hp
[01:15:17] <Evvie> 0.934454
[01:15:23] <@Rena> (Ambiguous Boss) I WILL RULE THEM ALL AHAHAHA
[01:15:24] <&Eusine> (Eusine) I have a vague memory of "The Lake".
[01:15:29] <Evvie> and then something amazing happens
[01:15:35] <Evvie> the sky fills with light
[01:15:54] <Evvie> and the true orchestrator of everything descends to earth
[01:15:59] <&Eusine> (Eusine) It was a place in the first system that Kafei used. No, not the Rena-bot, but the one with ranks.
[01:16:01] <Evvie> crushes the lake and the cancer
[01:16:17] <Evvie> everyone was freed from their vices and realized they could live in peace
[01:16:17] <&Eusine> (Eusine) I can't remember much else.
[01:16:20] <Evvie> that savior was
[01:16:24] * Evvie should be doing AP Chemistry homework, but instead doesn't. His teacher hates and sends a certain callscript character after him. That character is Waluigi, the equivalent of Wario for Luigi, so basically more evil and less fat. And purpley-er.
[01:16:24] <Biiaru> (Biiaru) ... Well, this might be that.
[01:16:30] <Evvie> yes
[01:16:33] <Evvie> Waluigi saved everyone
[01:16:37] <@Rena> Ew
[01:16:38] <Evvie> waluigi saved christmas
[01:16:47] <@Rena> I'd rather die than be saved by that jackass
[01:16:51] <Evvie> oh fine
[01:16:52] * Evvie is fighting bravely against X-Evvie, but is on the downside! X-Evvie swings down and forces Evvie to his knees. Before Evvie loses consciousness, he calls for help, but all he gets for assistance is Parakarry, a mail carrier who can help Mario fly short distances. He worries a lot and is constantly late, but tries very hard.
[01:16:55] <&Eusine> (Eusine) I wish I could remember more, though.
[01:17:00] <Evvie> parakarry then
[01:17:14] <Evvie> but it was not all happy after the horrific event
[01:17:19] <@Rena> (Rena) I'm sure we'll find out more by next Thursday. I get that feeling, anyway...
[01:17:25] <Evvie> Kafei was never heard from again, and they'd lost their dear Rena
[01:17:33] <Evvie> The heroes mounred their loss
[01:17:37] <Evvie> and sacrificed
[01:17:37] * Evvie chooses a random person: Nala
[01:17:38] * Evvie chooses a random person: ShiroAmada
[01:17:55] <Evvie> Nala and Duo to the gods to plead them to return their loved ones
[01:18:15] <Evvie> The BBs could not continue
[01:18:23] <Evvie> without bbs, the heroes had no jobs
[01:18:28] <Evvie> with no jobs, they had no cash
[01:18:31] <Evvie> without cash they starved
[01:18:39] <Evvie> they realized soon they would all be dead
[01:18:42] <Evvie> they had to do something
[01:18:44] <Evvie> they had to eat
[01:18:45] * Evvie chooses a random person: Raikou`
[01:18:49] <Evvie> ..and so they did
[01:18:55] <Evvie> they roasted the tch over a spit
[01:19:13] <Evvie> For a couple hours, everyone was full
[01:19:20] <Evvie> but then hungry loomed again
[01:19:40] <Evvie> eventually
[01:19:41] * Evvie chooses a random person: Church
[01:19:41] * Evvie chooses a random person: Kyoji
[01:19:41] * Evvie chooses a random person: Rena
[01:19:44] * Evvie chooses a random person: Nala
[01:19:45] * Evvie chooses a random person: Sharu
[01:19:49] <Evvie> had all been eaten
[01:19:56] <Evvie> Only a few heroes remained
[01:20:05] <Evvie> They cried bitterly
[01:20:43] <Evvie> The heroes hitchhiked from town to town
[01:20:48] <Evvie> by now, only a few heroes remained
[01:20:54] <Evvie> namely:
[01:20:54] * Evvie chooses a random person: Church
[01:20:54] * Evvie chooses a random person: Rena
[01:20:54] * Evvie chooses a random person: ValantRapitor
[01:20:54] <Evvie> .
[01:20:54] * Evvie chooses a random person: Misty
[01:21:02] <Evvie> WP, Church and Val were the only heroes left
[01:21:05] <Biiaru> church died
[01:21:06] <Biiaru> but was left
[01:21:06] <Evvie> no
[01:21:07] <Biiaru> what
[01:21:08] <Evvie> he didn't
[01:21:09] <@Rena> Church was eaten too
[01:21:19] <Evvie> church's shambling left overs
[01:21:31] <Evvie> who's telling the story here, you chowderheads!
[01:21:31] <Biiaru> o.
[01:21:32] <Biiaru> k
[01:21:33] <DJ> (DJ) >:O
[01:21:39] <Evvie> anyway
[01:21:44] <Riddle> i wanna be a hero
[01:21:46] <Evvie> WP, Church and Val cros-
[01:21:46] <Evvie> no
[01:21:48] <Evvie> you're dead
[01:21:49] <Evvie> we ate you
[01:21:51] <Riddle> NO YOU DIDNT
[01:21:52] <DJ> <-
[01:21:52] <Biiaru> wait
[01:21:54] <Biiaru> where did I go
[01:21:58] <Evvie> at some point in time you were eaten
[01:22:00] <Riddle> to hell >:O
[01:22:00] <Biiaru> did i just meander off.
[01:22:01] <Evvie> we fed you to the lake
[01:22:04] <Biiaru> oh.
[01:22:07] <Evvie> MOVING ON
[01:22:13] <Evvie> they crossed river after river, stream after stream
[01:22:18] <Evvie> until they reached
[01:22:19] <Evvie> uh
[01:22:22] <Evvie> Montana
[01:22:25] <Evvie> the land of dreams
[01:22:32] <Evvie> the last place on earth with a functional arena
[01:22:33] <@Rena> (X-Firebreathing Omega WEAPON with a Baseball Bat on a Pogo Stick) Can I be a hero?
[01:22:42] <Evvie> ow
[01:22:53] <Evvie> ok you can be a hero
[01:23:00] <Evvie> The heroes met a new friend
[01:23:20] <Evvie> The X-Firebreathing-Omega-WEAPON with a baseball bat on a pogo stick proved to be a valuable ally
[01:23:31] <Evvie> they easily were hired by the new arena
[01:23:34] <Evvie> also known as
[01:23:40] <Evvie> Xyalpelor
[01:24:01] <Evvie> the ref, Iefak, was glad to have new heros
[01:24:15] <Evvie> he and his assistant Aner were ready for a new battle that day, incidentally
[01:25:00] <Evvie> the heros in attendance were Eivve, Cnarb, Uuhasw, Hcruhc, and Enisu
[01:25:02] <Evvie> e
[01:25:10] <Biiaru> hey
[01:25:14] <Biiaru> what about Iib
[01:25:22] <Evvie> Iib is dead
[01:25:24] <Evvie> his HP reached 0
[01:25:32] <Evvie> anyway, the boss
[01:25:39] <Evvie> the boss was Reswob
[01:26:05] <Evvie> as the remaining heroes, aka WP, Leftovers Church, and Val, as well as X-Omega WEAPON etc strolled in
[01:26:15] <Evvie> They were greeted with great enthusiasm
[01:26:35] <&Eusine> LEFTOVERS CHURCH?
[01:26:40] <Evvie> yes
[01:26:40] <Biiaru> yes
[01:26:42] <Evvie> what we didn't eat
[01:26:45] <Evvie> is left
[01:26:51] <Church> THAT IS SO TERRIBLE
[01:26:55] <Biiaru> he has no arms.
[01:27:03] <Evvie> Iefak added the new heroes to the game with late join stats
[01:27:13] <@Rena> But THEN... kcits ogop a no llabesab a htiw NOPAEW-agemO-gnihtaerberiF-X showed up. :O
[01:27:42] <Evvie> kcits ogop a no llabesab a htiw NOPAEW-agemO-gnihtaerberiF-X showed up with over 0009 callscript characters in his army
[01:27:58] <Evvie> chasing the heroes out of the arena
[01:28:03] <Evvie> also they chased out the seoreh
[01:28:07] <Evvie> and aner
[01:28:19] <Evvie> the heroes were now alone again
[01:28:26] <Evvie> Montana was no longer welcome to them
[01:28:32] <DJ> HY GYS
[01:28:35] <Evvie> they had to live their lievs as drifters
[01:28:36] <DJ> LT'S TLK WTHT VWLS
[01:28:45] <Evvie> then they saw a terrible monster
[01:28:52] <Evvie> a beast who talked with no vowels
[01:28:59] <Biiaru> known as
[01:29:00] <Biiaru> DJ
[01:29:01] <Evvie> they made quick work of him because he's a nub
[01:29:03] <DJ> (DJ) M N LK VWLS
[01:29:08] <Evvie> and moved on
[01:29:17] <Evvie> for many moons and suns they traveled
[01:29:23] <Evvie> or pogoed, as it were
[01:30:03] <Evvie> until they reached the Bedroom Kingdom, a cheap knock of of other kingdom
[01:30:18] <Evvie> it was very comfortable and all the stores sold bedside tables
[01:30:20] <Evvie> and lamps
[01:30:21] <Evvie> and clocks
[01:30:23] <Evvie> and mattresses
[01:30:33] <Evvie> but the people there were very friendly
[01:30:47] <Evvie> and they told the heroes and the pogo WEAPON of a secret underground arena
[01:30:57] <Evvie> a place where they could work
[01:31:03] <Evvie> the Ref was a person named
[01:31:04] * Evvie is judging a wet t-shirt contest, and so far so good! Evvie makes his way down to the end of the line, expecting the best for last, but instead finds Steiner, the knight and guardian of Garnet who is very serious but also has a comical side, especially when it involves Zidane. Respects Vivi for his magical prowess, and can only use the Magical Sword abilities when they are both in the party.
[01:31:08] <Evvie> Rusty
[01:31:19] <Evvie> and Rusty was accepting new members, much to their luck!
[01:31:26] <Evvie> WP was thrilled
[01:31:35] <Evvie> his dreams of being a BB champ were about to come true
[01:31:51] <Evvie> Tinfoil-wrapped Church and Val were far less enthusiastic
[01:32:06] <Evvie> they were used to large crowds, an arena jumbo-tron, and a popular boss
[01:32:27] <Evvie> And then the heroes met Eevee, who told them a campfire story about a party of boss battlers who realize their real enemy: the body snatchers... 
[01:32:30] <Evvie> The end.
[01:32:36] * Evvie bow
[01:32:38] <Biiaru> that was best
[01:32:41] <Biiaru> i'm pastebinning that