[cactusbin@myhost ~]$ fortune
With/Without - and who'll deny it's what the fighting's all about?
                -- Pink Floyd
[cactusbin@myhost ~]$ fortune
Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the
Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
[cactusbin@myhost ~]$ fortune
Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.
                -- Mark Twain
[cactusbin@myhost ~]$ fortune
If we see the light at the end of the tunnel, it's the light of an
oncoming train.
                -- Robert Lowell
[cactusbin@myhost ~]$ fortune
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, carries it to the bathroom and dumps it
into a urinal.  Over the course of the next few hours, he goes back to the bar
and repeats this sequence -- several times.  Finally the bartender got so
curious that he leaned over the bar and asked him what he was doing.

Replied the customer, "Avoiding the middleman."
[cactusbin@myhost ~]$