1. Are you smiling? > Yeah 2. Did you ever date the last person you kissed? > No 3. What's irritating you right now? > My continual hangovers, the internet being slow 4. When did you last eat pizza? > We had a big party and I was drunk, must've been a month or two ago 5. Do you drink beer? > Like a goddamn fish. 6. What do you want? > The people I love to be happy 7. Do you have any television obsessions? > Yes: Heroes, Nip/Tuck, House, Stargate: Atlantis, the Office, My Name is Earl, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Bones, Supernatural. I'm a TV addict :\ 8. Last spoken words you heard? > My mom saying I shouldn't dose on New Year's Eve 9. When was the last time you cried? > Two weeks ago Friday, before I went to Louisville 10. Is your sister a slut? > Not a chance in hell. 11. Pepsi or coke? > Coke 13. What is your favorite sport? > Football, obviously 14. Do you enjoy piercing and tattoos? > Depends on where they are and what they are 15. Do you enjoy taco bell or mcdonalds? > Taco Bell, I work at a fucking McDonald's, so hell no to that one. 16. Are you restless? > Always 17. Is your computer a laptop? > I have both. 18. What's your favorite movie? > Pan's Labyrinth 19. What color is your hair? > Dyed black fading back into dark brown 20. Are you falling in love? > No comment. 23. Do you like anyone right now? > Once again, no comment. 24. Who is in the room with you? > Me, and the internet people 25. What are you wearing on your feet? > nothing 26. What are your favorite pairs of shoes? > I have one pair of shoes and they're falling apart, so none. 27. Who was the last person who told you they loved you? > Shannon. 28. What was the last thing you ate? > Rice with cheese 29. Who was your last text from? > Sam 30. What is the closest item near you that is blue? > My computer 31. What instant messaging service do you use? > AIM/MSN/IRC 32. Who was at your house last besides family? > My roommate, a friend named Josh 33. Which do you wear more, jeans or sweatpants? > Jeans 34. What is the last movie you watched? > The Golden Compass - it fucking sucks 35. What do you currently hear right now? > Avenged Sevenfold 38. Where is your mom? > At work 39. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing? > Wal-Mart 40. Where was your default picture taken? > on my couch 42. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? > There would have to be a lot of things that changed, but I'd like to think it was a possibility someday. 46. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? > Maybe, depends on the circumstances of the cheating. 47. Do you own something tie dyed? > Yes. MY FUCKING BONNAROO SHIT! BONAROOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 48. Did you hurt yourself today? > Only if smoking a cigarette counts. 49. What makes you smile the most? > Certain people being happy. 50. What are you doing tonight? > Working and then maybe getting drunk, depends If I looked in your wallet, what would I find? > A lot of shit, mostly garbage Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed? > #1 - open, #2 - closed Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you? > the world Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawers, or just thrown in? > If/when they get in the drawers, thrown in haphazardly Sleep on your back or stomach? > Stomach, unless I'm drunk Are you a cuddler? > Sure, but only with the right people. What would I find if I looked under your bed? > Books What were you doing before this survey? > Talking to people on the internet Do you talk about your feelings or hide them? > I tell everyone everything First thing you do when you wake up? > Put on some clothes, check the email and smoke a cigarette. Last person you told you love them? > Shannon Sneeze with your eyes open or closed? > Open Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles? > no What is one thing you love to do with your best friend? > talk, hang out, text When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall asleep again? > of fucking course. I have three alarms that go off at thirty minute intervals, I love sleeping If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you? > Probably What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen? > All my ads are blocked, because Firefox does that for me. What are you looking forward to in the next few months? > Shannon becoming a normal person again and moving on with her life. When will you turn fifty? > 2037, if I last that long Ticklish? > Not in any good places Where do you wish you were right now? > Sweden What song are you currently listening to? > Gunslinger by Avenged Sevenfold Have you ever passed out from drinking? > All the time If you caught your significant other cheating on you what would you do? > Freak out and beat the fuck out of the other guy Do you have any cousins? > Yeah, but I haven't seen them in ages. Where do you plan on living when you grow up? > Canada, or Europe. What was your last dream? > I was at Bonnaroo with my best friend Could you ever forgive a cheater? > Probably Do you have a job? > Yep Who's your best friend? > Shannon Do you own a car? > if you could call the hunk of shit I drive a car, sure Are you in a complicated relationship? > I don't even know how to answer that, but probably Name one thing that is always on your mind: > Shannon Are you thinking about somebody right now? > Yea, see above Do you like your hair? > I wish it was long again Have you ever broken someone's heart? > more times than I want to remember Full House or Brady Bunch? > Brady fucking Bunch. Full House is full of losers Do you have any scars? > Yea, a lot Relationships or one night stands? > Long-term relationships that actually mean something Who was the last person that made you cry? > Shannon Ever wish upon a star? > No, but I wish for things all the time