alias age {
  var %Bday = $iif(!$2,$ctime(December 23 20:45:00 1990),$2), %years = $calc(($ctime - %bday) / 31556952), %other = $duration($calc(($ctime - %Bday))), %next = $duration($calc(($floor($calc(%years +1)) - %years)*31556952))
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}