the headache, tiredness and sometimes nausea one gets after going to the mall.

Christmas cards that you send out in response to Christmas cards you get unexpectedly from others. Usually the recepient of your Replymas Card is someone that you wouldn't have sent a Christmas card to otherwise.

The day before Christmas Eve. Since Adam was created before Eve, and the need to be equitable in the holiday season, Christmas Adam creates further anticipation of Christmas Day.

Two women that are very close friends that practically seem like they are lesbians.

The bits of food matter that fly onto your mirror while flossing your teeth.

The condition shared by all males wherein a common illness (usually a mild cold) is presented by the patient as life-threatening.

This is also known as 'Fishing for Sympathy' or 'Chronic Exaggeration'.

When the patient is your boyfriend, he will exhibit the standard symptoms (such as an overwhelming desire for compassion) while simultaneously rejecting any and all efforts you make to placate him.