on *:TEXT:!slap *:#:{
var %rand $rand(1,5)
if (%rand == 1) msg $chan 3 $nick slaps $2 with his hand!
if (%rand == 2) msg $chan 3 $nick slaps $2 with paddle!
if (%rand == 3) msg $chan 3 $nick slaps $2 with salmon! Thats fishy o_O
if (%rand == 4) msg $chan 3 $nick slaps $2 with an abyssal whip! Qua-chhhhh!
if (%rand == 5) msg $chan 3 $nick slaps $2 with Pac-Man! Waka waka waka waka waka!
}