I only eat donuts from Krispy Kreme,
breakfast goodness, like from a dream.
Shove three at once in my mouth, like a tard
add 10 pounds to my excess lard,
Open up and down the hatch,
may I have another batch?
Crumbs dribbling down my third chin,
as I shove a hundredth in
Rolls of flesh on my abdomen jiggle,
while I buy a sixth box and giggle.
Sugar glazed treats glide down my throat,
delicious dough with a chocolate coat.
Go to the counter for another snack,
between my third and forth heart attack
[tl;dr: I'm a fatty]

---Lumpy