"Jess Braunstein":  mission accomplished
 Grenesbond:  do you want this classical piece?
 "Jess Braunstein":  yes but im at my friend's house
 "Jess Braunstein":  lol sry
 Grenesbond:  ok
 Grenesbond:  black beauty, do you mean?
 "Jess Braunstein":  mhm
 "Jess Braunstein":  oh
 "Jess Braunstein":  wait no
 "Jess Braunstein":  he left my house like 20 minutes ago
 "Jess Braunstein":  we left my house at the same time
 "Jess Braunstein":  he went home, i went to my friend meaghan's
 Grenesbond:  did you get any
 "Jess Braunstein":  hellz yeah
 "Jess Braunstein":  btdubbz DL
 Grenesbond:  that's kind of gross.
 "Jess Braunstein":  lol really?
 Grenesbond:  BB?
 "Jess Braunstein":  yeah
 Grenesbond:  um
 Grenesbond:  It just increases my suspicions
 Grenesbond:  that you are, in fact, a closet loser
 "Jess Braunstein":  whattt
 Grenesbond:  nevermind
 Grenesbond:  not in the closet
 Grenesbond:  just a straight loser
 "Jess Braunstein":  im offended
 Grenesbond:  Tears are streaking down my face at the thought of your offense.
 Grenesbond:  Trust me.
 "Jess Braunstein":  lol
 "Jess Braunstein":  don't hate me!
 Grenesbond:  Then why make it so difficult to find something positive about your tastes?
 "Jess Braunstein":  what! there's nothing wrong with brandon
 Grenesbond:  um yes there is
 Grenesbond:  He's fucking stupid
 Grenesbond:  and really really loud
 Grenesbond:  shouting nonsense nonstop
 "Jess Braunstein":  he has like add or some shit, and he's funny
 Grenesbond:  Don't tell me, let me guess
 Grenesbond:  One of the funniest guys you know?
 "Jess Braunstein":  nah
 "Jess Braunstein":  not that kinda funny
 "Jess Braunstein":  he's entertaining
 Grenesbond:  So are video games
 Grenesbond:  and Tetris on cell phones
 Grenesbond:  and every other fucking person on the face of the planet
 Grenesbond:  given an adequate situation
 Grenesbond:  haha
 Grenesbond:  Jesus lady
 Grenesbond:  What's the obsession with dating mediocre life forms?
 "Jess Braunstein":  hahaha he's nice
 "Jess Braunstein":  i'm a mediocre person
 Grenesbond:  .
 Grenesbond:  how can you admit that
 Grenesbond:  and continue to wake up in the morning
 "Jess Braunstein":  im mediocre
 Grenesbond:  and fucking get around and do shit?
 Grenesbond:  If you're not extraordinary
 "Jess Braunstein":  i am it happens
 Grenesbond:  you're nothing
 Grenesbond:  How can you just accept that?
 "Jess Braunstein":  alright so yeah im nothing
 "Jess Braunstein":  im a number
 "Jess Braunstein":  in the world
 "Jess Braunstein":  who cares