/* * fu.c: * The most retarded "Hello World!" I've ever written! * * LOL @ ME * Compile using: gcc -Wall -o fu fu.c * */ #include #include #include int complete(void) { u_int ernal [13]; memset(ernal, 0x00, sizeof((u_int)ernal)); (u_int)ernal [13] = 314159265 ^ 314159265; (unsigned int)ernal [0] = 36<<1; (u_int)ernal [0x01] = 52 + (24<<1)+0x01; (unsigned int)ernal [(((3&3)^3)+3)] = (33+3)*3; (u_int)ernal [2<<1] = 100 + (1<<3); (unsigned int)ernal [666 / (55<<1)-1] = (99 +(6<<1)); (u_int)ernal [6 + (0x01&0x09)] = ('z'-'#'); (unsigned int)ernal [8] = 'd' + 10 + (1<<0&&1>>0); (u_int)ernal [1+(2<<2)] = '9'+'9'; (unsigned int)ernal [(0x08&0xff)+2]= (u_int)ernal[2*2]; (u_int)ernal [10+(0x01|0x08)-8]= ((~0x100)^(~0x100))+(50<<1); (unsigned int)ernal [24>>1] = '"' -0x01; (u_int)ernal [(666 / (55<<1))] = (4<<3); puts("Press the magic key"); getchar(); int ermidiate = 0x1234 ^ 0x1234; do { printf("%c",(u_int)ernal[(int)ermidiate]); (int)ermidiate++; } while((int)ermidiate <3 +10); const char *os = "\n"; puts(os); return ((unsigned int)'.'-'/'+1); } int main(int egrated, char * acter []) { int (*eger)(void) = &complete; ((int)eger()); return ((unsigned int)'!'-'"'+1); }