/me starts talking in a somewhat ... Caribbean accent. "First, we got to create... the mood."

/me gets the judgemasters tom-toms. "Percussion."
/me hands the ghouls some violins. "Strings."
/me sets up microphones by some humming sprites. "Winds."
/me adjusts his jacket. "Words."

Dere you see her, sitting dere across the way. She don't got a lot to say, but there's something about her. And you don't know why, but you're dying to try. You wanna kiss de girl.

Yes, you want her. Look at her, you know you do. Possible she want you, too; dere is one way to ask her. It don't take a word, not a single word. Go on and kiss the girl.

/me leans in close to the penitent skeletons. "Sing wit me now."

Sha-la-la-la-la-la, my, oh, my. Look like the boy too shy; he ain't gonna kiss the girl. Sha-la-la-la-la-la, ain't that sad? Ain't it a shame? Too bad he gonna miss de girl.

Now's your moment, floating in a blue lagoon. Boy, you better do it soon; no time will be better. She don't say a word, and she won't say a word until you kiss the girl.

/me watches the sprites start flying rapidly around the tower. "Sha-la-la-la-la-la, don't be scared. You got the mood prepared; go on and kiss the girl. Sha-la-la-la-la-la, don't stop now. Don't try to hide it, how you wanna kiss the girl."

Sha-la-la-la-la-la, float along. Listen to the song; the song say 'kiss the girl'. Sha-la-la-la-la-la, music play. Do what the music say. You wanna kiss the girl.

You've got to kiss the girl. Why don't you kiss the girl? You gotta kiss the girl. Go on and kiss the girl...