/*8==================================D~~~~*
 * COCKS                                  *
 * v0.1                                   *       /\
 *8==================================D~~~~*      /4/
 * Written by poutine/DALnet              *     /1/
 * compile: gcc -o cocks cocks.c          *    /./
 *8==================================D~~~~*   /5/
                                         .*. /$/
                                         |*| \/
                                         |*|/
                                         |*|
                                        / * \
                                       /_/.\_\
                                      /  .  . \
                                      |.   .  |
                                      |_______|
                                      |Sea    |
                                      |Monkeys|
                                      | ____  |
                                      |/o~~ \ |
                                      || o~~| |
                                      ||o~~ | |
                                      |\____/ |
                                      |_______|
                                      (_______)

*/
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <stdarg.h>
#include <sys/types.h>
#include <unistd.h>
#include <time.h>

/* Defaults are made for IRC output */
#define COCK_MAX 8
#define COCK_MIN 1
#define SLUT_MAX 25
#define JIZZ_PER 0
#define JIZZ_MIN 1
#define JIZZ_MAX 4

/* Assign Default hardcoded values to the user defined variables to start out with */
int userdef_cock_max = COCK_MAX;
int userdef_cock_min = COCK_MIN;
int userdef_slut_max = SLUT_MAX;
int userdef_jizz_min = JIZZ_MIN;
int userdef_jizz_max = JIZZ_MAX;
int userdef_jizz_per = JIZZ_PER;

void usage(const char *binary)
{
    printf("Cocks\n");
    printf("---------------------------------------------\n");
    printf("Options:\n");
    printf("--jizzing=<percentage of cocks to be jizzing>\n");
    printf("--jizzmax=<maximum jizz shot size>\n");
    printf("--jizzmin=<minimum jizz shot size>\n");
    printf("--cockmin=<minimum shaft size of cock>\n");
    printf("--cockmax=<maximum shaft size of cocks>\n");
    printf("--maxcocks=<maximum number of cocks to show>\n");
    printf("--help (this screen)\n");
    printf("---------------------------------------------\n");
    printf("Proper Syntax: %s [options]\n",binary);

    return;
}

void parse_arg(const char *binary, const char *arg)
{
    char tmpbuf[1024];

    if (!strncmp(arg,"--jizzing=",10))
    {
        strncpy(tmpbuf,&arg[10],sizeof(tmpbuf));
        userdef_jizz_per = (int)atoi(tmpbuf);
        return;
    } else if (!strncmp(arg,"--cockmin=",10)) {
        strncpy(tmpbuf,&arg[10],sizeof(tmpbuf));
        userdef_cock_min = (int)atoi(tmpbuf);
        return;
    } else if (!strncmp(arg,"--cockmax=",10)) {
        strncpy(tmpbuf,&arg[10],sizeof(tmpbuf));
        userdef_cock_max = (int)atoi(tmpbuf);
        return;
    } else if (!strncmp(arg,"--maxcocks=",11)) {
        strncpy(tmpbuf,&arg[11],sizeof(tmpbuf));
        userdef_slut_max = (int)atoi(tmpbuf);
        return;
    } else if (!strncmp(arg,"--jizzmin=",10)) {
        strncpy(tmpbuf,&arg[10],sizeof(tmpbuf));
        userdef_jizz_min = (int)atoi(tmpbuf);
        return;
    } else if (!strncmp(arg,"--jizzmax=",10)) {
        strncpy(tmpbuf,&arg[10],sizeof(tmpbuf));
        userdef_jizz_max = (int)atoi(tmpbuf);
        return;
    } else if (!strncmp(arg,"--help",6)) {
        usage(binary);
        exit(0);
    } else {
        usage(binary);
        exit(1);
    }
}

int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
    int cocksize=0,i,j;
    int jizzsize,jizzpos=0;

    for (i=1;i<argc;i++)
    {
        parse_arg(argv[0],argv[i]);
    }

    srand(time(NULL)+getpid());

    for (i=0;i<userdef_slut_max;i++)
    {
        printf("8");

        cocksize = ((rand() % userdef_cock_max) + userdef_cock_min);

        for (j=0;j<cocksize;j++)
        {
            printf("=");
        }

        printf("D");

        jizzpos = ((rand() % 100) + 0);
        if (jizzpos <= userdef_jizz_per)
        {
            jizzsize = ((rand() % userdef_jizz_max) + userdef_jizz_min);
            for (j=0;j<jizzsize;j++)
            {
                printf("~");
            }

            printf("*");

        }

        printf(" ");

    }

    printf("\n");
    return 0;
}