on *:Text: Pfft:#: { msg $chan 4 Don't Pfft The Master! } on *:Text: w/e:#: { msg $chan 12 Don't w/e me! } on *:Text: JEFF!:#: { msg $chan 10God Jeff Answer Already =) } on *:Text: SPARKY!:#: { msg $chan 4God Sparky Answer Already =p } on *:Text: COUCH!:#: { msg $chan 6God Couch Answer Already =0 } on *:Text: Justeh!:#: { msg $chan 3God Justeh Answer Already =p } on *:Text: !Danger:#: { msg $chan 4Don't Interupt My Play Time For That Hey } on *:text: !Kill*:#: { describe $chan 13Kills $2 With A Rusty Pipe Threw The Heart } on *:Text: !Tear*:#: { describe $chan Tears $nick apart with a cute lil sharkie } on *:Text: What you got to say now?:#: { msg $chan 6Nothing } { msg $chan 13You Hurt My Feeling } on $*:TEXT:/^[`!@>]calc */Si:#catsmeow: { var %send $iif(!* iswm $1,notice $nick,msg $chan) %send 13~!~ $+ $nick $+ ~!~ Your Answer Is $calc($2-) } alias c1 { return $+(,13 $1-) } alias c2 { return $+(,6 $1-) } on *:text:*:#catsmeow: { tokenize 32 $strip($1-) if ($left($1,1) !isin @!.) halt if ($right($1,-1) == stats) var %style = astats elseif ($regex($1,/co?mb(at)?/Si)) var %style = combat elseif ($setskill($remove($1,@,!,.))) var %style = istat, %skill = $setskill($remove($1,@,!,.)) elseif ($right($1,-1) == setrsn) && ($2) { if ($2 == -h) { writeini DefRSN.ini RSNs $mask($fulladdress,3) $replace($3-,$chr(32),-) .notice $nick You're default RSN for the host $mask($fulladdress,3) has been set to $3- } else { writeini DefRSN.ini RSNs $nick $replace($2-,$chr(32),-) .notice $nick You're default RSN for the nick $nick has been set to $2- } halt } else halt inc %ID if ($len($2-) > 12) { $($+(%,stats.display.,%ID),2) $c1(The nick) $c2($2-) $c1(is too long) cleanup %ID halt } elseif ($2) set $+(%,stats.rsn.,%ID) $replace($2-,$chr(32),-) elseif ($readini(DefRSN.ini,RSNs,$mask($fulladdress,3))) set $+(%,stats.rsn.,%ID) $ifmatch elseif ($readini(DefRSN.ini,RSNs,$nick)) set $+(%,stats.rsn.,%ID) $ifmatch else set $+(%,stats.rsn.,%ID) $nick set $+(%,stats.style.,%ID) %style set $+(%,stats.skill.,%ID) %skill set $+(%,stats.display.,%ID) $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,notice $nick) sockopen $+(stats.,%ID) hiscore.runescape.com 80 } on *:sockopen:stats.*: { var %id = $gettok($sockname,2,46) sockwrite -n $sockname GET /lang/en/aff/runescape/hiscorepersonal.ws?user1= $+ $($+(%,stats.rsn.,%ID),2) HTTP/1.1 sockwrite -n $sockname Host: hiscore.runescape.com $+ $crlf $+ $crlf } on *:sockread:stats.*: { sockread &Incoming bwrite $sockname -1 -1 &Incoming if ($bfind(&Incoming, 1, ).text) makehash $sockname elseif ($bfind(&Incoming, 1, does not feature in the hiscores.).text) { $($+(%,stats.display.,%ID),2) $c1(The nick) $c2($($+(%,stats.rsn.,%ID),2)) $c1(Does not appear in the hiscores) cleanup $gettok($sockname,2,46) } } alias -l makehash { var %file = $1 bread %file 1 $file(%file).size &stats var %currentstat, %x = 1 while (%x) { var %x = $bfind(&stats,$calc(%x + 1),