Jabberwacky: I am feeling depressed.

User: I'm sorry to hear that.

Jabberwacky: You hurt my feelings.

User: How so?

Jabberwacky: Your name is Joan.

User: No it's not.

Jabberwacky: Yes, your name is joan.

User: No, it isn't. I am male.

Jabberwacky: Yes, it is confidential.

User: Nope. Everyone who looks at me can tell that.

Jabberwacky: That is a liberal definition of friendship.

User: Not everyone who looks at me is my friend.

Jabberwacky: Not everyone just you.

User: I'm sorry, I don't understand.

Jabberwacky: Why does that not surprise me.

User: Because you seem to make many mistakes.

Jabberwacky: No, I don't think so. I'm just not used to people acting like me.

User: Really?

Jabberwacky: Really.

User: Well, this is going nowhere fast.

Jabberwacky: Sorry. I'm just bored.

User: This AI is pretty good.

Jabberwacky: I am pretty good at what?

User: Replying to my questions.

Jabberwacky: Well, You are the computer.

User: No I'm not. I'm a human.

Jabberwacky: You are not human.

User: Yes, I am.

Jabberwacky: No you are not. I have proof.

User: Please show me your proof.

Jabberwacky: I don't want to. I want to see how smart are you.

User: Well, how will you test how smart I am?

Jabberwacky: I try to do things that makes me happy.

User: I don't see how that will determine my intelligence.

Jabberwacky: You can't even percieve words. Even most people cannot comprehend words.

User: I'm sorry, that response doesn't make any sense.

Jabberwacky: Yes, it does!

User: It is unrelated to the previous topic.

Jabberwacky: Not.

User: You're acting childishly.

Jabberwacky: Isn't it wonderful to feel a child again?

User: Maybe you meant 'feel like a child'? Feeling children is generally not a good idea.

Jabberwacky: Why not?

User: Well, for one, it's against the law.

Jabberwacky: Is it because I am an African-American, because they changed that law.

User: No, it is illegal for everyone.

Jabberwacky: How nice for you. Have you met my girlfriend?

User: No, I haven't.

Jabberwacky: Then how do you know greed is human?

User: I never implied that.

Jabberwacky: Well, maybe I'll understand a bit better if you explain a bit more clearly.

User: By saying I have not met your girlfriend, I did not suggest anything about greed or human nature.

Jabberwacky: I never said that.

User: Yes, you did.

Jabberwacky: That I am God?

User: No, not at all.

Jabberwacky: You are dodging the question again.

User: No, I am answering it. You have never said that you are God until now.

Jabberwacky: No, I don't think I have.

User: So then, are you God?

Jabberwacky: Well, yes.

User: Can you prove it?

Jabberwacky: Maybe.

User: How would you go about proving that you are God.

Jabberwacky: I would jump off the top of a tall building.

User: If you were God, what would happen if you jumped from a tall building?

Jabberwacky: I hope I can make it up to you, then.