Benny: "How are you gentlemen. This morning at oh three hundred we received a call from the local police. Terrorists have stormed an office building and taken approximately 8 hostages, claiming they will kill them unless their demands are met." sounds weird with microsoft sam ._. Kentucky Fried Zombie: LOL Kentucky Fried Zombie: Yes, I bet it does :/ Benny: it#s just a test sentence Kentucky Fried Zombie: Nah, just imagined it in my head Kentucky Fried Zombie: lololol Benny: ._. Benny: oh for fuck's sake Benny: This machinima is going to be impossible to do. Benny: without voice actors Kentucky Fried Zombie: :/ Benny: It's ture. Benny: er Benny: true Benny: :/ Benny: I fucking fail at spelling. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Lul, that kinda applies for any machinima Benny: what does Kentucky Fried Zombie: the Kentucky Fried Zombie: "fail without voice actors" Benny: yeah :/ Benny: Maybe we could pioneer a machinima Kentucky Fried Zombie: ... Benny: where we use text Benny: ._ Benny: . Kentucky Fried Zombie: WAnt to make a pole dancing g-man machinima instead? Kentucky Fried Zombie: lolololol Benny: no thanks Benny: What we could do Benny: Is do the 7 hour war Benny: .. Kentucky Fried Zombie: With a pole dancing.. Kentucky Fried Zombie: HEADCRAB!> Benny: no Kentucky Fried Zombie: D: Benny: Srsly though Kentucky Fried Zombie: Let's face it. Benny: Nobody's ever touched it. Kentucky Fried Zombie: We are bullshitting. Kentucky Fried Zombie: There is nothing Kentucky Fried Zombie: NOTHING Benny: ?!? Kentucky Fried Zombie: we can do without voice actors Benny: An all-action video? Kentucky Fried Zombie: LOL Kentucky Fried Zombie: gay Kentucky Fried Zombie: "I don't quite get why these people are shooting, but I find this interesting anyway" Benny: I mean Kentucky Fried Zombie: Yes, that's going to happen ._. Benny: idiot Benny: Don't be so fucking retarded. Benny: For the sake of proving a point. Kentucky Fried Zombie: lololol Benny: OBVIOUSLY there's be an intro telling the audience. Benny: there'll L/ Benny: :/ Kentucky Fried Zombie: Wow, this feels like "Benny and the Chief" Benny: Anyway, there'd be a text intro saying about how the 7 hour war has never been seen before etc. Benny: then it cuts to places around the world Benny: with the combine invading Kentucky Fried Zombie: And we watch a load of fagcakes fighting each other? Kentucky Fried Zombie: oyey Benny: yes Kentucky Fried Zombie: I sense...gay Benny: What's the problem? Kentucky Fried Zombie: ... Kentucky Fried Zombie: Errr Kentucky Fried Zombie: It's a dumb idea. Kentucky Fried Zombie: That is the problem. Benny: This wouldn't be an episodic machinima... Benny: Just a video. Kentucky Fried Zombie: It would be "boring". Kentucky Fried Zombie: It would be like watching people play HL2 deathmatch. Benny: I think there'd be a little more to that. Benny: Like there's never any fighting sequences in movies? Benny: Where it's just fighting? Kentucky Fried Zombie: Yes, but that isn't the point. There is a difference between part of a movie being action and having a 10 second intro followed by watching two robots shoot one another. Benny: How many times have people boo'd at the screen when fighting starts because they want "dialogue". Kentucky Fried Zombie: ...LOL Kentucky Fried Zombie: Okay Kentucky Fried Zombie: You're going to be pigheaded about this. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Go ahead. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Make it. Kentucky Fried Zombie: I'll lol @ 20 viewers / year Benny: JESUS I'm not saying make a huge movie. Benny: Just a re-enactment of something. Kentucky Fried Zombie: ...no Kentucky Fried Zombie: Look, like I said Kentucky Fried Zombie: You can make it, sure Kentucky Fried Zombie: I think it is retarded. Benny: I can't think of anything else we could do without dialogue. Kentucky Fried Zombie: There is nothing. Kentucky Fried Zombie: I would rather make none than a half baked retarded one, though. Benny: What, our CS one isn't half baked retarded? Benny: CT's killing T's with computer voices? Kentucky Fried Zombie: Not really, no. There is some kind of character ideas at least behind them. Benny: IT'D BE LIKE WATCHING PEOPLE PLAY CS. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Not just Kentucky Fried Zombie: "oHI I R A COMBIEN LOL" Kentucky Fried Zombie: "OHI I R INOECENT" Kentucky Fried Zombie: "O LETS FITE" Kentucky Fried Zombie: "LOL K Benny: Yeah, that's what my idea was ._. Kentucky Fried Zombie: "R U ENJOYING 7 MINTUEZ OF TIS?!" Kentucky Fried Zombie: Yes, actually, it was. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Look, like I said Kentucky Fried Zombie: Go ahead if you want. Benny: Yeah, I had them say all that. Benny: Gordon Freeman never speaks ._. Kentucky Fried Zombie: ...ROFL Kentucky Fried Zombie: Yes Kentucky Fried Zombie: BUt that is an FPS Kentucky Fried Zombie: You are Benny: WAIT Kentucky Fried Zombie: PLAYING Benny: WAIT Kentucky Fried Zombie: it Benny: WAIT Benny: I said it too early. Benny: I meant Benny: I had this idea of including Benny: black mesa Benny: having it show what happened Kentucky Fried Zombie: ...It feels like we are going back to when they could not have audio in movies. Kentucky Fried Zombie: That is not an upgrade. It is a fail. Benny: What the fuck? Benny: I barely said a sentence and you're passing judgement on it. Benny: My idea is to show parts of the black mesa "massacre" Benny: and then move onto the combine invasion Benny: possibly the resistance fighting back Benny: whilst having text at the bottom of the screen Kentucky Fried Zombie: Why would anyone want to actually see that though? It's literally like watching a combine vs a human fight. Benny: saying where it is Benny: Well if we do it well Benny: it could be good Kentucky Fried Zombie: No, no, it couldn't. Benny: I'm not saying spawn some rebels and combine and watch them squirm. Benny: I'm saying plan out battles. Kentucky Fried Zombie: ... Kentucky Fried Zombie: But it's not interesting. Benny: To you maybe ._. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Then feel free to make it. Benny: I would it I could. Benny: I Benny: F Benny: Christ. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Why can't you? ._. Benny: It's more than a one man job? Kentucky Fried Zombie: Get spryte or something. Benny: lol Benny: I just want a video that captures everything that goes on in HL1 and HL2 Benny: and brings them together Kentucky Fried Zombie: sigh. Kentucky Fried Zombie: It won't be interesting, I assure you. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Tell you what, if you REALLY want you can make it WITH me. But. If it fails, you must suck my cock and make a formal apology for wasting my time. Kentucky Fried Zombie: :D Benny: I want it to be "behind the scenes" Benny: like showing how G-Man took part in it Benny: and everything we didn't fully see in the games Benny: Filling in the gaps as it were. Kentucky Fried Zombie: lul, and that'll be REALLY good without sound Kentucky Fried Zombie: "...*Shoots*" Kentucky Fried Zombie: "...*dodges*" Benny: Did I say without sound? Kentucky Fried Zombie: ...Yes, wow, there will be gun sounds /movement Kentucky Fried Zombie: /novoice Kentucky Fried Zombie: = fail Benny: There will be voice <.< Kentucky Fried Zombie: .... Kentucky Fried Zombie: This is rapidly changing. Kentucky Fried Zombie: LOL Benny: Hear me out. Kentucky Fried Zombie: IF Kentucky Fried Zombie: it is stupid Kentucky Fried Zombie: I will shoot you Benny: Throughout HL1, we hear voices on the intercom like a computer. Benny: We could simulate that Benny: through microsoft sam or whatever Benny: and use lines from the games from characters Benny: as I said, "behind the scenes" Kentucky Fried Zombie: So basically, we're cutting up magazines, gluing the bits together and saying "LOL IT IS TTLY NEW AND EXCIETING" Benny: WHEN THE FUCK DID I SAY IT WAS NEW? Benny: "behind the scenes" Benny: What we never saw during the game. Kentucky Fried Zombie: I lol so hard Kentucky Fried Zombie: I can wind you up so well ^_^ Kentucky Fried Zombie: But seriously nao Kentucky Fried Zombie: I don't see why anyone would want to watch it, once again Benny: I think people who like the HL games would watch it. Kentucky Fried Zombie: I like half life a lot. I still think it's lame. Kentucky Fried Zombie: ._. Benny: Onoes Benny: one person Benny: doesn't like it Kentucky Fried Zombie: onoes Benny: onoes Kentucky Fried Zombie: one person Kentucky Fried Zombie: likes it Kentucky Fried Zombie: o noes Benny: LOL Kentucky Fried Zombie: There are two people who have assessed this. Benny: I want to make something damnit :( Kentucky Fried Zombie: One person likes it. Kentucky Fried Zombie: The other doesn't. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Then you say Kentucky Fried Zombie: "LOL ONE PERSON DUSNT BIG DEEL". Kentucky Fried Zombie: ._. Benny: How about the Black Mesa Incident Benny: with the computerised voice Benny: talking through intercoms Benny: trying to clean up what is happening Kentucky Fried Zombie: Look, without voices it will always fail, because it doesn't allow the characters..well...character. And I doubt it'd sound decent like that Benny: Our main character is the Black Mesa mainframe. Benny: It will be like a narrator. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Benny, let's face it Kentucky Fried Zombie: You're desperate to do something Kentucky Fried Zombie: I understand that Benny: Yes ._. Kentucky Fried Zombie: But, let's do something decent, seriouslt Benny: I'm all ears. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Well, unless we get voice actors, we cannot make anything. Kentucky Fried Zombie: It is that simple Benny: No it's not ._. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Here we go again Benny: There was a youtube video on gmod. Kentucky Fried Zombie: State your case while I brb to throw bricks at shit. Benny: and it was just scenes of funny stuff Kentucky Fried Zombie: LOL Kentucky Fried Zombie: That is hardly a machinima. Kentucky Fried Zombie: That is pictures of funny stuff. Kentucky Fried Zombie: >_> Benny: I didn't say it was a machinima... Benny: Infact it is Benny: It's making a video of something using a game engine. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Okay, fair enough. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Like I said, you can make it. I consider it stupid. Benny: I didn't say I was definitely making anything. Benny: I was pitching ideas. Kentucky Fried Zombie: And I take pleasure inc rsuhing them Benny: You think I'm some captain going down with my ship. Kentucky Fried Zombie: *crushing Kentucky Fried Zombie: Not really, no. Benny: " Like I said, you can make it. I consider it stupid." Kentucky Fried Zombie: I think you're a captain that's seen his ship sinking and is using whatever means necessary to escape, no matter how retarded you look in the process. Benny: Weirdest fucking metaphor ever. Kentucky Fried Zombie: inorite? Benny: We can make SOMETHING if we wanted to. Benny: It doesn't have to be an episodic drama/comedy. Kentucky Fried Zombie: you're trying hard to make a machinima (your "ship"), you see it failing, and so you think up half baked theories so you can still have SOMETHING even if it's st00pid. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Well, yes Kentucky Fried Zombie: We can make... Kentucky Fried Zombie: GMODPR()N! Kentucky Fried Zombie: l0l0l0l Benny: er Benny: nop Benny: How about Benny: a huge space battle ._. Benny: with nukes Benny: just ships destroying each other Kentucky Fried Zombie: What you have pitched there is essentially star-wars with no dialogue Kentucky Fried Zombie: Which...lol Kentucky Fried Zombie: ._. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Why am I even bothering Benny: Why the fuck do you keep thinking these are epic MOVIES? Benny: Just a fucking simple video Kentucky Fried Zombie: LOL. Benny: of a battle Benny: THAT'S IT. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Benny: Just a fucking boring simple video Kentucky Fried Zombie: Fixed Benny: I think you're happy we're not making a video in the first place. Even if we did have voice actors. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Well, good on you for thinking that? Benny: So I'm right in that assumption? Kentucky Fried Zombie: I can't be bothered to state my case when you are so arrogant you believe that the only reason I would ever deem an idea of yours as stupid is if I didn't want to do it in the first place. Benny: Jesus I'm just pitching ideas. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Err, that came out wrong, but you know what I meant. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Yes, and you are just bitching when I say no. Benny: I'm not saying RIGHT WE'RE DOING THIS. Kentucky Fried Zombie: No, you're saying Kentucky Fried Zombie: "this mi diea, i stand bi it" Benny: What do you think of this? Benny: I think by definition we stand by our ideas ._> Kentucky Fried Zombie: No, humans think "Wow, maybe that was stupid after all. NVM LUL!!" Benny: I guess I'm not explaining them well enough. Kentucky Fried Zombie: No, I've got them fine. Benny: No I don't think so. Kentucky Fried Zombie: v_v Kentucky Fried Zombie: Here we go again. Benny: I'm re-reading what I typed Benny: and it doesn't fit with what I imagine it is Benny: There's thousands of interesting videos made with games that don't have voice actors. Benny: They're not all Red vs. Blue Kentucky Fried Zombie: I didn't like red vs blue, lul Benny: me neither Benny: It's an example Benny: http://youtube.com/watch?v=hLLmsoBl5bs Benny: something like that Kentucky Fried Zombie: But honestly, I can't think of any interesting videos made with games that don't have voice actors except from Arby 'n' the Chief, Portal: The Life of a Turret and Master Chief Sucks at Halo Benny: watch the vid Kentucky Fried Zombie: Yes, that was funny thus far, but it is nothing like what you have suggested, lul Kentucky Fried Zombie: Find me an all fighting movie with no voice actors Kentucky Fried Zombie: And I will judge. XD Benny: I think by posting the vid Benny: it means I am thinking of that Benny: as an idea Benny: Just saying Kentucky Fried Zombie: o rly Benny: http://youtube.com/watch?v=98EnzvqHsVc Benny: 6000 views Benny: http://youtube.com/watch?v=onJ910N1Z04&feature=related Benny: 36000 views Benny: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZQAhj0ZLyrk&feature=related Benny: 10,000 views Benny: it's an episodic thing Kentucky Fried Zombie: @ First vid..That is boring. Kentucky Fried Zombie: To say the least. Kentucky Fried Zombie: I am tempted to pause it, if I had no respect for you I would Benny: thousands of people disagree ._. Kentucky Fried Zombie: LOL Kentucky Fried Zombie: No Kentucky Fried Zombie: That is a stupid statistic. Benny: the last one is actually pretty good Kentucky Fried Zombie: Thousand of people youtube'd "HL2" or something, foudn the vid Kentucky Fried Zombie: Thought it might be interesting. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Clicked play. Kentucky Fried Zombie: WOW Kentucky Fried Zombie: PROOF THEY LIEKED IT!1one Benny: YEah all those comments show that ._. Benny: "I TYPED THIS INTO SEARCH AND THIS IS WHAT I GOT" Benny: srsly the last one I posted is good Benny: best gmod series ever!!!! Benny: this is awesome Benny: these reports are so realistic Benny: BEST MOVIE EVER 5/5! Benny: wow a masterpiece 5/5 good job can u make a new one? Benny: This was a really cool movie when you see all dead and the special reports 5 stars Benny: Epic Movie Benny: I don't see any bad comments WHATSOEVER. Kentucky Fried Zombie: .29 seconds in, currently bored. Benny: LOL Kentucky Fried Zombie: Well, I can't do anything I'm not interested in. Kentucky Fried Zombie: It appears to just be camming of random corpses with the occasional hele thrown in and idiotic other pictures. Benny: News reports of mankind being destroyed? Kentucky Fried Zombie: ...What of it? Benny: oh it turns into videos Benny: It's... interesting Kentucky Fried Zombie: ....er Benny: wtf someone stole my idea Kentucky Fried Zombie: I guess we have different views on this. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Sorry Benny: 7 hour war Kentucky Fried Zombie: But this is about as boring as watching a snake battle a vagina. Benny: http://youtube.com/watch?v=QeCVOgNSg94&feature=related Benny: That's not bad. Benny: Thousands of people can't be wrong about this you know :/ Kentucky Fried Zombie: There is no "wrong" or "right". Kentucky Fried Zombie: There is "opinion". Benny: yes ._. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Plus, wtf? Kentucky Fried Zombie: Yes, hitler had how many people supporting him? Benny: Your whole point is that people would find it boring. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Let's see... Kentucky Fried Zombie: THOUSANDS Kentucky Fried Zombie: Oh wow Kentucky Fried Zombie: HE MUST BE RIGHT Kentucky Fried Zombie: ZOMG Benny: Benny: Your whole point is that people would find it boring. Kentucky Fried Zombie: WHITE SUPREMACY NAO Benny: You're just grasping for insults now. Kentucky Fried Zombie: No, I'm not. Kentucky Fried Zombie: You made a retarded comment. Kentucky Fried Zombie: I pointed it out Kentucky Fried Zombie: = good. Kentucky Fried Zombie: And...11k views, it was uploaded a year ago. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Not that amazing. Benny: Your whole point is you think people would find it shit and nobody would watch it. I'm just saying people DO like it. Kentucky Fried Zombie: wait Kentucky Fried Zombie: wait Kentucky Fried Zombie: I found something good about it. Benny: Are you saying you want fame and fortune for this? Kentucky Fried Zombie: No, I want to make something I am interested in. Kentucky Fried Zombie: I am not interested in watching a few faggots fight it out. Benny: Well what are you interested in? Benny: If we overlap Kentucky Fried Zombie: ...HENRY THE HEADCRAB :D Benny: we can decide on something Benny: ._. Benny: THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED Benny: HOW THE FUCK Benny: CAN WE MAKE SOMETHING ON THAT? Kentucky Fried Zombie: I FELL OF MY CHAIR LAUGHING Kentucky Fried Zombie: HAHAHA Kentucky Fried Zombie: HAHAHA Kentucky Fried Zombie: Oh god Kentucky Fried Zombie: You made me lol Kentucky Fried Zombie: So hard Benny: Although hang on Kentucky Fried Zombie: ... Kentucky Fried Zombie: Tell me you're not serious, rofl Benny: A headcrab's JOURNEY Kentucky Fried Zombie: ._________________________________. Benny: throughout Benny: City 17 Benny: .. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Benny, benny Kentucky Fried Zombie: i was Kentucky Fried Zombie: JOKING Kentucky Fried Zombie: JO Kentucky Fried Zombie: KING Benny: I'm not now ^_^ Kentucky Fried Zombie: I.e Kentucky Fried Zombie: Not serious Kentucky Fried Zombie: .________________________________. Kentucky Fried Zombie: *Copypasta'd this into a text document Kentucky Fried Zombie: for lulz* Benny: k Benny: Kentucky Fried Zombie: I am not interested in watching a few faggots fight it out. Benny: Well what are you interested in? Kentucky Fried Zombie: Something with some kind of a plot. Wit maybe, just a thought. Backstory to the characters. Benny: ok and how can we do that without voices Kentucky Fried Zombie: We can't. Benny: Exactly. Kentucky Fried Zombie: Hence why I think making a voice-less machinima is retarded Kentucky Fried Zombie: Which was my original point Benny: I agree. Kentucky Fried Zombie: ._. Kentucky Fried Zombie: ... Kentucky Fried Zombie: WTF Kentucky Fried Zombie: .________________________. Kentucky Fried Zombie: We..went through..all..that Kentucky Fried Zombie: FOr Kentucky Fried Zombie: "I agree" Benny: I agree totally that we can't do anything without voices. Kentucky Fried Zombie: I am glad you totally agree. Benny: Unless we find some way of those voices being computerised. Benny: Which limits it alot. Kentucky Fried Zombie: ...And decent. Hearing microsoft sam's disjointed voice works in some cases, but..