alias kb { 
  var %ban = $rand(1,5) 
  inc %lcount 
  mode $chan -e $nick
  mode $chan -Q+b $address($1,2)
  if (%ban == 1) kick $chan $1- 2(Nubs killed with a shotgun: %lcount $+ )
  if (%ban == 2) kick $chan $1- 4,1(7 %lcount 4,1nubs kicked out of the Party.)
  if (%ban == 3) kick $chan $1- 7(Nubs fed to hungry clowns: %lcount $+ )
  if (%ban == 4) kick $chan $1- 13( $+ %lcount 13nubs send back crying to their mother.)
  if ($ban == 5) kick $chan $1- 2(Nubs kicked for being Emo: %lcount $+ )
}