on *:connect:#:{ /msg nickserv identify r5t6y7 | /join #uber }
on *:text:**:#:{ inc %lines 1 }
on *:join:#:{ inc %joins 1 }
on *:part:#:{ inc %parts 1 }
on *:kick:#:{ inc %kicks 1 }
on *:ban:#:{ inc %bans 1 }
on *:action:*slap*:#:{ /describe $chan takes the Trout away from $nick Fries it and Takes $nick Soul.... %soul Soul's Taken | inc %soul 1 }


on *:INPUT:#: {


  if ($1 == `stats) { /msg $chan 9 %lines Line's,5 %joins Join's,10 %parts Part's, 13 %kicks Kick's,14 %bans Ban's,4 %soul Soul's Taken }
  if ($1 == `flush) { /msg $chan 13 Stats have been Reset. | unset %vowels %letters %numbers %kicks %bans %joins %parts %lines %soul }