on *:TEXT:hi:?: msg $nick hello $+ 
on *:TEXT:hello:?: msg $nick hi $+ 
on *:TEXT:can you help me?:?: msg $nick sure, type !help $+ 
on *:TEXT:how are you?:?: msg $nick fine thanks :) $+ 
on *:TEXT:are you a person?:?: msg $nick nope, im a bot $+ 
on *:TEXT:i dont get it!:?: msg $nick think about it $+ 
on *:TEXT:I DONT GET IT!:?: msg $nick THINK $+ 
on *:TEXT:what?:?: msg $nick im not saying it twice $+ 
on *:TEXT:why?:?: msg $nick no reason $+ 
on *:TEXT:when?:?: msg $nick whenever $+ 
on *:TEXT:where?:?: msg $nick wherever $+ 
on *:TEXT:how?:?: msg $nick i dunno $+ 
on *:TEXT:i am stuck:?: msg no problem, type !help $+ 
on *:TEXT:thanks:?: msg $nick no problem :) $+ 
on *:TEXT:thank you:?: msg $nick no problem :) $+ 
on *:TEXT:i need some help:?: msg $nick ok, type !help $+ 
on *:TEXT:i need help:?: msg $nick ok, type !help $+ 
on *:TEXT:i need your help:?: msg $nick ok, type !help $+ 
on *:TEXT:stfu:?: msg $nick no u! $+ 
on *:TEXT:stfu bot:?: msg $nick NO U $+ 
on *:TEXT:bye:?: msg $nick c ya later $+ 
on *:TEXT:bb:?: msg $nick bye $+ 
on *:TEXT:sup:?: msg $nick nothin much, just chillin $+ 
on *:TEXT:sup?:?: msg $nick on *:TEXT:sup:?: msg $nick c ya later $+  $+ 
on *:TEXT:haha:?: msg $nick something funny? $+ 
on *:TEXT:heh:?: msg $nick something funny? $+ 
on *:TEXT:lol:?: msg $nick something funny? $+ 
on *:TEXT:die:?: msg $nick NO U $+