alias get_page { sockopen get_page 38.105.80.75 27015 }
on *:sockopen:get_page:{
  if $sockerr { 
    return 
    set %status 4Offline
  }
  else {
    set %status 3Online
  }
  sockwrite -n $sockname GET / HTTP/1.0
  sockwrite -n $sockname $crlf
}

on *:sockread:get_page:{
  if $sockerr { return }
  sockread %data
  while $sockbr {
    echo > %data
    sockread %data
  }
}

ON *:TEXT:!Status:#FearS:{
  msg $chan Status : %status
}