<?php
	
	class Penis
	{
		public $Length;
		public $Name;
		protected function getLength()
		{
			return $this->Length;
		}
		protected function getName()
		{
			return $this->Name;
		}
	}
	
	class Cialis extends Penis
	{
		public function makeLonger()
		{
			$name = $this->getName();
			$length = $this->getLength();
			echo sprintf("%s went from %d inches to %d inches, over night with Cialis!", $name, $length, $length * 1.5);
		}
	}
	
	$joe_schmoe = new Cialis;
	$joe_schmoe->Length = 6;
	$joe_schmoe->Name = "Joe Schmoe";
	$joe_schmoe->makeLonger();

?>