on *:TEXT:*neebs*:#: {
  set %insult $rand(1,19)
  
  if (%insult == 1) {
    msg # Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
  }
  if (%insult == 2) {
    msg # Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
   }
  if (%insult == 3) {
    msg # Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time. 
  }
  if (%insult == 4) {
    msg #  Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet. 
  }
  if (%insult == 5) {
    msg # Yo Momma so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
  }
  if (%insult == 6) {
    msg # Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. 
  }
  if (%insult == 7) {
    msg #  Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. 
  }
  if (%insult == 8) {
    msg #  Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her. 
  }
  if (%insult == 9) {
    msg #  Yo Mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on. 
  }
  if (%insult == 10) {
    msg #  Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her. 
  }
  if (%insult == 11) {
    msg # Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job 
    application
  }
  if (%insult == 12) {
    msg # Yo Momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! 
  }
  if (%insult == 13) {
    msg # Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!! 
  }
  if (%insult == 14) {
    msg # Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. 
  }
  if (%insult == 15) {
    msg # Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! 
  }
  if (%insult == 16) {
    msg # Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! 
  }
  if (%insult == 17) {
    msg # Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!! 
  }
  if (%insult == 18) {
    msg # Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" 
  }
  if (%insult == 19) {
    msg # Yo Momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. 
  }
  if (%insult == 20) {
   msg # Yo Momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. 
  }