alias asi { inc %asi if (%asi == 0) { set %asichan $chan } else { set %asichan %asichan $chan } } Menu * { Chance/Games .Manage Channel $+ $chr(58) $chan ..The Chance/Game script is $iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) in the channel ..%dac. [ $+ [ $chan ] ]:/set %activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] Activated | echo 4The script has been activated in $chan | /asi | msg $chan 2[4Chance/Games Script2]1 Has been activated in this channel: $chan | unset %dac. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] | set %ac. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] Deactivate the script in $chan ..%ac. [ $+ [ $chan ] ]:/set %activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] Deactivated | echo 4The script has been deactivated in $chan | /dec %asi | set %asichan $remove(%asichan,$chan) | msg $chan 2[4Chance/Games Script2]1 Has been deactivated in this channel: $chan | unset %ac. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] | set %dac. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] Activate the script in $chan ..- ..List all channels the script is activated in:echo 4The script is activated in the following channels: $iif(%asichan, $v1, 0) .- .Manage User $+ $chr(58) $$1 ..Check ...$$1 $+ 's Points:echo 4 $+ $$1 Got $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points ...$$1 $+ 's Coupons:/echo 4 $+ $$1 got $iif(%lottery. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ], $v1, 0) Coupons ...$$1 $+ 's Phats:/echo 4 $+ $$1 got $iif(%phat. [ $+ [ $address($$1,2) ] ], $v1, 0) Party hats ..Give ...Points to $$1 $+ $chr(58) ....5://inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ] 5 | echo 4You have given $$1 5 Chance-Points | notice $$1 You have recived 5 Chance-Points. Now you totaly got $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points ....10://inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ] 10 | echo 4You have given $$1 10 Chance-Points | notice $$1 You have recived 10 Chance-Points. Now you totaly got $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points ....X://var %givecp $$?="Enter Chance-Points given to $$1" | inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ] %givecp | /echo 4You have given $$1 %givecp Chance-Points | notice $$1 You have recived %givecp Chance-Points. Now you totaly got $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points ...Coupons to $$1 $+ $chr(58) ....1:/inc %lottery. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ] 1 | /echo 4You have given $$1 1 lottery coupons | notice $$1 You have recived 1 Lottery coupon. Type !check coupon to check it for prizes. Now you totaly got $iif(%lottery. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ], $v1, 0) lottery coupons ....5:/inc %lottery. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ] 5 | /echo 4You have given $$1 5 lottery coupons | notice $$1 You have recived 5 Lottery coupons. Type !check coupon to check it for prizes. Now you totaly got $iif(%lottery. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ], $v1, 0) lottery coupons ....10:/inc %lottery. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ] 10 | /echo 4You have given $$1 10 lottery coupons | notice $$1 You have recived 10 Lottery coupons. Type !check coupon to check it for prizes. Now you totaly got $iif(%lottery. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ], $v1, 0) lottery coupons ....X://var %givecoupons $$?="Enter how many coupons you want to give $$1" | /inc %lottery. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ] %givecoupons | /echo 4You have given $$1 %givecoupons lottery coupons | notice $$1 You have recived %givecoupons Lottery coupons. Type !check coupon to check it for prizes. Now you totaly got $iif(%lottery. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ], $v1, 0) lottery coupons ...Phats to $$1 $+ $chr(58) ....1://inc %phat. [ $+ [ $address($$1,2) ] ] | /echo You have given a party-hat to $$1 | notice $$1 You have recived a party hat ....X://var %givexphat $$?="Enter how many phats given to $$1" | //inc %phat. [ $+ [ $address($$1,2) ] ] %givexphat | /echo You have given %givexphat party-hats to $$1 | notice $$1 You have recived %givexphat party hats ...AV to $+ $chr(58) $$1 in $+ $chr(58) $chan://set %avnick. [ $+ [ $$1 ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ] $$1 | /set %avchan. [ $+ [ $$1 ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ] $chan | notice $$1 I have given you auto-voice in $chan | /echo 4You have given $$1 auto-voice in $chan | mode $chan +v $$1 ..Remove ...Points from $$1 $+ $chr(58) ....5://dec %chancescore. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ] 5 | echo 4You have taken 5 chance-points from $$1 | notice $$1 I have removed 5 chance-points from you. Now you totaly got $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points ....10://dec %chancescore. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ] 10 | echo 4You have taken 10 chance-points from $$1 | notice $$1 I have removed 10 chance-points from you. Now you totaly got $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points ....X://var %takecp $$?="Enter Points to take from $$1" | //dec %chancescore. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ] %takecp | /echo 4You have taken %takecp chance-points from $$1 | notice $$1 I have removed %takecp chance-points from you. Now you totaly got $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points ...Coupons from $$1 $+ $chr(58) ....1://dec %lottery. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ] 1 | /echo 4You have taken 1 lottery coupon from $$1 | notice $$1 I have taken 1 lottery coupon from you. Now you totaly got $iif(%lottery. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ], $v1, 0) lottery coupons ....5://dec %lottery. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ] 5 | /echo 4You have taken 5 lottery coupons from $$1 | notice $$1 I have taken 5 lottery coupons from you. Now you totaly got $iif(%lottery. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ], $v1, 0) lottery coupons ....10://dec %lottery. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ] 10 | /echo 4You have taken 10 lottery coupons from $$1 | notice $$1 I have taken 10 lottery coupons from you. Now you totaly got $iif(%lottery. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ], $v1, 0) lottery coupons ....X://var %takecoupons $$?="Enter how many coupons to take from $$1" | //dec %lottery. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ] %takecoupons | /echo 4You have taken %takecoupons coupons from $$1 | notice $$1 I have taken %takecoupons lottery coupons from you. Now you totaly got $iif(%lottery. [ $+ [ $$1 ] ], $v1, 0) lottery coupons ...Phats from $$1 $+ $chr(58) ....1://dec %phat. [ $+ [ $address($$1,2) ] ] | /echo You have taken $$1 $+ 's party-hats | notice $$1 I have taken one party hat from you ....X://var %takexphat $$?="Enter how many phats you want to take from $$1" || //dec %phat. [ $+ [ $address($$1,2) ] ] %takephat | /echo You have taken %takephat partyhats from $$1 | notice $$1 I have taken %takephat party hats from ou ...AV from $+ $chr(58) $$1 in $+ $chr(58) $chan://unset %avnick. [ $+ [ $$1 ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ] $$1 | /unset %avchan. [ $+ [ $$1 ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ] $chan | notice $$1 I have taken your auto-voice in $chan | /echo 4You have taken $$1 $+ 's auto-voice in $chan | mode $chan -v $$1 .- .Game Info ..On://set %gameinfo on | echo 4Game info is set on ..Off://set %gameinfo off | echo 4Game info is off } ------------- 2.0 Chance 2.1 - Game 2.2 - Guess ------------- 2.1 Chance - Game ------------- on *:TEXT:!chance:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($me ishop $chan) || ($me isop $chan) { //inc %chancetotal //inc %chanceplay. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] //set %chance. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $rand(1,3) /timer $+ $nick 1 60 /kick $chan $nick Sorry. But it took you too long. The right number was $iif(%chance. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) /timer 1 60 /unset %chance. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] msg $chan $nick has taken the chance!! If he guesses the right number he will get 5 chance-points! If $nick does it wrong, he will get punished and lose 2 chance-points! $nick got 1 minute! After that minute he will be kicked! /notice $nick Type !guess (a number between 1 and 3) to take the chance! /timer $+ $nick $+ 2 1 50 notice $nick You got 10 seconds back! if ($iif(%gameinfo, $v1, 0) == on) { echo 4 $+ $nick Has used chance in $chan $+ . The right number is: $iif(%chance. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) } } else { notice $nick I need to be a hop to use this in here } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated. } } ------------- 2.2 Chance - Guess ------------- on *:TEXT:!guess *:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($me ishop $chan) || ($me isop $chan) { if ($2 == $iif(%chance. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0)) && ($2 isnum 1-3) { msg $chan Congratulations! $nick chosed the right number! $nick has recived 5 Chance-Points if ($iif(%gameinfo, $v1, 0) == on) { /echo 4 $+ $nick Has guessed right in $chan using the !chance } /timer $+ $nick off /timer $+ $nick $+ 2 off //unset %chance. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] //inc %chancewon. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 5 } else { /ban -ku10 $chan $address($nick,2) /kick $chan $nick You chosed the wrong number! The right number were $iif(%chance. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) $+ . You have lost 2 chance-points timer 1 10 notice $nick You have been unbanned from $chan $+ . Better luck next time /timer $+ $nick $+ 2 off /timer $+ $nick off //unset %chance. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] //inc %chancelost. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] //dec %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 2 if ($iif(%gameinfo, $v1, 0) == on) { /echo 4 $+ $nick Has guessed wrong in $chan using the !chance } } } else { notice $nick I need to atleast be a hop to use this command } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } ------------- 3.0 Voice 3.1 - Buy Voice 3.2 - Buy Autovoice 3.3 - Sell autovoice ------------- 3.1 Voice - Buy Voice ------------- on *:TEXT:!buy voice:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($me ishop $chan) || ($me isop $chan) { if ($nick isvoice $chan) { notice $nick You already got voice } else { if ($iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) > 9) { /mode $chan +v $nick if ($iif(%gameinfo, $v1, 0) == on) { /echo 4 $+ $nick Has bought voice in $chan } //dec %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 10 notice $nick You have bought voice for 10 chance-points //inc %buyvoice. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] } else { notice $nick You dont have 10 Chance-Points to buy voice with } } } else { notice $nick I need to atleast be a hop to do this in here } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } ------------- 3.2 Voice - Buy Autovoice ------------- on *:TEXT:!buy av:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($me ishop $chan) || ($me isop $chan) { if ($nick == $iif(%avnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 1)) && ($chan == $iif(%avchan. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 1)) { notice $nick You already got auto-voice in here. If you dont got voice then say /hop } else { if ($iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) > 99) { /mode $chan +v $nick //dec %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 100 notice $nick You have bought auto-voice in $chan for 100 chance-point /set %avnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ] $nick /set %avchan. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ] $chan if ($iif(%gameinfo, $v1, 0) == on) { /echo 4 $+ $nick Has bought Auto-Voice in $chan } } else { notice $nick You dont have 100 Chance-Points to buy auto-voice with } } } else { notice $nick I need to be a hop in here to do this in here } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } on *:JOIN:#: { if ($nick == $me) { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { /set %activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] Activated | unset %dac. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] | set %ac. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] Deactivate the script in $chan } else { /set %activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] Deactivated | unset %ac. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] | set %dac. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] Activate the script in $chan } } if ($nick == $iif(%avnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 1)) && ($chan == $iif(%avchan. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 1)) && ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { /mode $chan +v $nick /notice $nick You have bought auto-voice in $chan $+ . So heres your voice } else { halt } } ----------- 3.3 Voice - Sell Autovoice ----------- on *:TEXT:!sell av:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($nick == $iif(%avnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 1)) && ($chan == $iif(%avchan. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 1)) { inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 50 /unset %avnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ] $nick /unset %avchan. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ] $chan /mode $chan -v $nick notice $nick You have sold your auto-voice for 50 chance-points if ($iif(%gameinfo, $v1, 0) == on) { /echo 4 $+ $nick Has sold his auto-voice on $chan } } else { notice $nick You dont have any auto-voice to sell } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } ------------- 4.0 Info 4.1 - Chancehelp 4.2 - Chanceinfo 4.3 - Points 4.4 - Gambleinfo 4.5 - Chancescore 4.6 - Items ------------- 4.1 Info - Chancehelp ------------- on *:TEXT:!chancehelp*:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick Type !chancehelp chancepoints To get help about chance-points notice $nick Type !chancehelp games if you want info about my games notice $nick Type !chancehelp buy To se what and how you can buy with your Chance-Points notice $nick Type !chancehelp sell To se what and how you can sell your "Chance-Points" stuff notice $nick Type !chancehelp info To get help about info things } if ($2 == games) { notice $nick Type !chance to start a mini-game were you can win 5 Chance-Points or lose 2 notice $nick Type !Gamble (amount of Chance-Points you want to gamble) Theres a 50% chance of winning. You win double up notice $nick Type !hot (a nick you want to play heads or tails with) With this you play about 5 chancepoints. Theres a 50% chance of winning notice $nick Type !search To search a bookcase for items } if ($2 == buy) { notice $nick You can buy voice for 10 Chance-Points typing !buy voice notice $nick You can buy auto-voice typing !buy av in the channel you want auto-voice in. Auto-voice costs 100 chance-points notice $nick You can buy lottery coupons for 5 chance-points each, saying !buy coupon (amout of coupons you wanna buy) notice $nick You can also buy jokes for 10 chance-points each. Say !buy joke to buy a joke notice $nick You can win alot of different stuff in lottery, you can win chance-points, phats (there only 1% chance of getting phat) } if ($2 == sell) { notice $nick You can sell your auto-voice for 50 chance-points by saying !sell av notice $nick If you got a Party-hat you can sell it for 500 chance-points! To sell it say: !sell phat } if ($2 == chancepoints) { notice $nick You can get chancepoints by playing chance, gambling, and playing heads and tails notice $nick To get info about playing those games above say !chancehelp games notice $nick You can alse get chancepoints by using the !search function! notice $nick Chance-Points are also used to buy voice or autovoice in a channel or buying lottery coupons notice $nick To se your or other poeples chance-points and stuff say !points (name of person you want to look up) notice $nick 4NB: You dont need add your own name if you want to look yourself up } if ($2 == info) { notice $nick Type !chanceinfo to see how many times the !chance have been used notice $nick Type !chancescore to see how many times you have won and lost! notice $nick Type !gambleinfo to see how many times the !gamble have been used notice $nick Type !points to see how many points and items you got notice $nick Type !list jokes to see how many different jokes you got } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } on *:TEXT:@chancehelp*:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($2 == $null) { msg $chan Type !chancehelp chancepoints To get help about chance-points msg $chan Type !chancehelp games if you want info about my games msg $chan Type !chancehelp buy To se what and how you can buy with your Chance-Points msg $chan Type !chancehelp sell To se what and how you can sell your "Chance-Points" stuff msg $chan Type !chancehelp info To get help about info things } if ($2 == games) { notice $nick Type !chance to start a mini-game were you can win 5 Chance-Points or lose 2 notice $nick Type !Gamble (amount of Chance-Points you want to gamble) Theres a 50% chance of winning. You win double up notice $nick Type !hot (a nick you want to play heads or tails with) With this you play about 5 chancepoints. Theres a 50% chance of winning notice $nick Type !search To search a bookcase for items } if ($2 == buy) { notice $nick You can buy voice for 10 Chance-Points typing !buy voice notice $nick You can buy auto-voice typing !buy av in the channel you want auto-voice in. Auto-voice costs 100 chance-points notice $nick You can buy lottery coupons for 5 chance-points each, saying !buy coupon (amout of coupons you wanna buy) notice $nick You can also buy jokes for 10 chance-points each. Say !buy joke to buy a joke notice $nick You can win alot of different stuff in lottery, you can win chance-points, phats (there only 1% chance of getting phat) } if ($2 == sell) { notice $nick You can sell your auto-voice for 50 chance-points by saying !sell av notice $nick If you got a Party-hat you can sell it for 500 chance-points! To sell it say: !sell phat } if ($2 == chancepoints) { notice $nick You can get chancepoints by playing chance, gambling, and playing heads and tails notice $nick To get info about playing those games above say !chancehelp games notice $nick You can alse get chancepoints by using the !search function! notice $nick Chance-Points are also used to buy voice or autovoice in a channel or buying lottery coupons notice $nick To se your or other poeples chance-points and stuff say !points (name of person you want to look up) notice $nick 4NB: You dont need add your own name if you want to look yourself up } if ($2 == info) { notice $nick Type !chanceinfo to see how many times the !chance have been used notice $nick Type !chancescore to see how many times you have won and lost! notice $nick Type !gambleinfo to see how many times the !gamble have been used notice $nick Type !points to see how many points and items you got notice $nick Type !list jokes to see how many different jokes you got } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } ------------- 4.2 Info - Chanceinfo ------------- on *:TEXT:!chanceinfo:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { notice $nick The Chance-minigame has been used $iif(%chancetotal, $v1, 0) times. } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } on *:TEXT:@chanceinfo:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { msg $chan The Chance-minigame has been used $iif(%chancetotal, $v1, 0) times. } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } ------------- 4.3 Info - Points ------------- on *:TEXT:!points*:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick You got: $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-points } else { notice $nick $2 $+ 's got: $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $2 ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } on *:TEXT:@points*:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($2 == $null) { msg $chan $nick got: $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) chance-points } else { msg $chan $2 got: $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $2 ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } ------------- 4.4 Info - Gambleinfo ------------- on *:TEXT:!gambleinfo:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { notice $nick Gamble have been used $iif(%gambleused, $v1, 0) times } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } on *:TEXT:@gambleinfo:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { msg $chan Gamble have been used $iif(%gambleused, $v1, 0) times } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } ------------ 4.5 Info - Chancescore ------------ on *:TEXT:!chancescore*:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick You have played this game: $iif(%chanceplay. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) times. You have guessed right: $iif(%chancewon. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) times. You have lost: $iif(%chancelost. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) times. You have bought voice $iif(%buyvoice. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) times notice $nick You got: $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-points } else { notice $nick $2 has played this game: $iif(%chanceplay. [ $+ [ $2 ] ], $v1, 0) times. $2 has guessed right: $iif(%chancewon. [ $+ [ $2 ] ], $v1, 0) times. $2 has lost: $iif(%chancelost. [ $+ [ $2 ] ], $v1, 0) times. $2 has bought voice $iif(%buyvoice. [ $+ [ $2 ] ], $v1, 0) times notice $nick $2 $+ 's got: $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $2 ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } on *:TEXT:@chancescore*:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($2 == $null) { msg $chan $nick has played this game: $iif(%chanceplay. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) times. $nick has guessed right: $iif(%chancewon. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) times. $nick has lost: $iif(%chancelost. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) times. You have bought voice $iif(%buyvoice. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) times msg $chan $nick got: $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) chance-points } else { msg $chan $2 has played this game: $iif(%chanceplay. [ $+ [ $2 ] ], $v1, 0) times. $2 has guessed right: $iif(%chancewon. [ $+ [ $2 ] ], $v1, 0) times. $2 has lost: $iif(%chancelost. [ $+ [ $2 ] ], $v1, 0) times. He has bought voice $iif(%buyvoice. [ $+ [ $2 ] ], $v1, 0) times msg $chan $2 $+ 's got: $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $2 ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } ------------- 4.6 Info - Items ------------- on *:TEXT:!item*:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick You got: $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-points And $iif(%lottery. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) lottery coupons and $iif(%phat. [ $+ [ $address($nick,2) ] ], $v1, 0) party hats } else { notice $nick $2 $+ 's got: $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $2 ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points And $iif(%lottery. [ $+ [ $2 ] ], $v1, 0) lottery coupons and $iif(%phat. [ $+ [ $address($2,2) ] ], $v1, 0) party hats } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } on *:TEXT:@item*:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($2 == $null) { msg $chan $nick got: $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) chance-points And $iif(%lottery. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) lottery coupons and $iif(%phat. [ $+ [ $address($nick,2) ] ], $v1, 0) party hats } else { msg $chan $2 got: $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $2 ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points And $iif(%lottery. [ $+ [ $2 ] ], $v1, 0) lottery coupons and $iif(%phat. [ $+ [ $address($2,2) ] ], $v1, 0) party hats } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } ------------- 5.0 Gamble 5.1 - Game 5.2 - Number ------------- 5.1 Gamble - Game ------------- on *:TEXT:!gamble *:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($2 < 0) { /ban -ku300 $chan $address($nick,2) | /kick $chan $nick DONT CHEAT!4 You have been banned for 5 minutes } elseif ($iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) > $2) { notice $nick You have gambled $2 Chance-points! //dec %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $2 //inc %gambleused //set %gambleamount. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $2 //set %gamblenum. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $rand(1,2) notice $nick Type !number (a number between 1 and 2) to se what you have won if ($iif(%gameinfo, $v1, 0) == on) { //echo 4 $+ $nick Has gambled $iif(%gambleamount. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points in $chan $+ . The right number is: $iif(%gamblenum. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) } } else { notice $nick You dont have $2 Chance-Points to gamble with! To get chance-poits please read !chancehelp } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } ------------- 5.2 Gamble - Number ------------- on *:TEXT:!number*:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick You need to chose a number between 1 and 2 } elseif ($2 == $iif(%gamblenum. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0)) { notice $nick Congratulations! You have won $iif(%gambleamount. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points! if ($iif(%gameinfo, $v1, 0) == on) { /echo 4 $+ $nick Has won $iif(%gambleamount. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points at gambling in $chan } //inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $calc($iif(%gambleamount. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0)*2) //unset %gamblenum. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] //unset %gambleamount. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] } else { notice $nick Sorry buy you have lost $iif(%gambleamount. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points! The right number was: $iif(%gamblenum. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) $+ . You have $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points left. Better luck next time if ($iif(%gameinfo, $v1, 0) == on) { /echo 4 $+ $nick Has lost $iif(%gambleamount. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points at gambling in $chan } //unset %gamblenum. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] //unset %gambleamount. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } ------------ 6.0 Give Chance-Points ------------ on *:TEXT:!give *:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($2 < 0) { /ban -ku300 $chan $address($nick,2) | /kick $chan $nick DONT CHEAT!4 You have been banned for 5 minutes } elseif ($3 ison $chan) { if ($iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) > $calc($2 - 1)) { //inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $3 ] ] $2 //dec %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $2 /notice $3 $nick Has given you $2 Chance-Points /notice $nick You have given $2 Chance-Points to $3 if ($iif(%gameinfo, $v1, 0) == on) { /echo 4 $+ $nick has given $2 Chance-points to $3 } } else { notice $nick You dont have $2 Chance-points to give to $3 } } else { notice $nick $3 Isnt in here. You cant give Chance-Points to a person whos not in the channel } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } ----------- 7.0 Heads or Tails 7.1 - Game 7.2 - Accept 7.3 - Decline ----------- 7.1 Heads or Tails - Game ----------- on *:TEXT:!hot *:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($2 == $nick) { notice $nick You cant challange yourself! } elseif ($2 ison $chan) { if ($iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) > 4) { if ($iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $2 ] ], $v1, 0) > 4) { /set %hotnick. [ $+ [ $2 ] ] $nick /set %hot. [ $+ [ $2 ] ] on /set %hotenemy. [ $+ [ $2 ] ] $2 if ($iif(%gameinfo, $v1, 0) == on) { echo 4 $+ $nick has challanged $2 to play heads or tails in $chan } notice $nick You have challanged $2 to play heads or tail! notice $nick Wait to se if he have acceptet or declined your challange notice $2 $nick Has challanged you to play heads or tails! It will cost you 5 Chance-Points to play! Say !accept in the channel $chan if you want to play. If you dont want to play say !decline in the $chan $+ . notice $2 4NB: You can win or lose 5 Chance-Points } else { notice $nick $2 Doesnt have 5 Chance-Points to play with! } } else { notice $nick You dont have 5 chance-points to play with! } } else { notice $nick  $+ $2 Isnt in here. You cant challange a person whos not in the channel } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } ----------- 7.1 Heads or Tails - Accept ----------- on *:TEXT:!accept:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($iif(%hot. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) == on) && ($iif(%hotenemy. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) == $nick) { if ($iif(%hotnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) ison $chan) { notice $nick You have acceptet $iif(%hotnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) $+ 's Challange! You got heads notice $iif(%hotnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) $nick Has acceptet you challange! You got tails var %hotgame = $rand(1,2) if (%hotgame == 1) { Notice $nick I flip the coin. Notice $iif(%hotnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) I flip the coin. timer 1 3 notice $iif(%hotnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) The Coins lands on tails. You have won 5 Chance-Points timer 1 3 notice $nick The Coins lands on tails. You have lost 5 Chance-Points if ($iif(%gameinfo, $v1, 0) == on) { echo 4 $+ $nick has acceptet $iif(%hotnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) $+ 's challange. $iif(%hotnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) won the 5 chance-points } dec %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 5 inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ %hotnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] ] ] 5 unset %hotnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] unset %hot. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] unset %hotenemy. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] } if (%hotgame == 2) { Notice $nick I flip the coin. Notice $iif(%hotnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) I flip the coin. timer 1 3 notice $iif(%hotnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) The Coins lands on heads. You have lost 5 Chance-Points timer 1 3 notice $nick The Coins lands on heads. You have won 5 Chance-Points if ($iif(%gameinfo, $v1, 0) == on) { echo 4 $+ $nick has acceptet $iif(%hotnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) $+ 's challange. $nick won the 5 chance-point } inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 5 dec %chancescore. [ $+ [ %hotnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] ] ] 5 unset %hotnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] unset %hot. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] unset %hotenemy. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] } } else { notice $nick  $+ $iif(%hotnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) isnt in this channel. Find a channel were me and him is in and say !accept } } else { notice $nick No one has given you a challange } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } ----------- 7.1 Heads or Tails - Decline ----------- on *:TEXT:!decline:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($iif(%hot. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) == on) && ($iif(%hotenemy. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) == $nick) { notice $nick You have declined $iif(%hotnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) $+ 's challange notice $iif(%hotnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) $nick Has declined your challange if ($iif(%gameinfo, $v1, 0) == on) { echo 4 $+ $nick has declined $iif(%hotnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) $+ 's challange. } unset %hotnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] unset %hot [ $+ [ $nick ] ] unset %hotenemy. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] } else { notice $nick No one has given you a challange } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } ----------- 8.0 coupons 8.1 - Buy 8.2 - Check ----------- 8.1 coupons - Buy ----------- on *:TEXT:!buy coupon*:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($3 == $null) { if ($iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) > 4) { dec %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 5 inc %lottery. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] if ($iif(%gameinfo, $v1, 0) == on) { echo 4 $+ $nick has bought a coupon in $chan } notice $nick You have bought one lottery coupon for 5 Chance-Points. Now you got $iif(%lottery. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) Lottery coupons and $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points notice $nick To check it type !check coupon } else { notice $nick You dont have enough Chance-Points to buy one coupon. It will cost you 5 Chance-Points to buy one coupon. You only got $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points. So you need $calc(5 - $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0)) Chance-Points more to buy a coupon } } else { if ($iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) > $calc($3 * 5 - 1)) { if ($3 isnum 1-100) { dec %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $calc(5 * $3) inc %lottery. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $3 if ($iif(%gameinfo, $v1, 0) == on) { echo 4 $+ $nick has bought $3 coupons in $chan } notice $nick You have bought $3 lottery coupons for $calc(5 * $3) Chance-Points. Now you got $iif(%lottery. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) Lottery coupons and $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points notice $nick To check it type !check coupon } else { notice $nick You can maximun buy 100 coupons at the time } } else { notice $nick You dont have enough Chance-Points to buy $3 coupons. It will cost you $calc($3 * 5) Chance-Points to buy $3 coupons. You only got $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) Chance-Points. So you need $calc($3 * 5 - $iif(%chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0)) Chance-Points more to buy $3 coupons } } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } ----------- 8.2 coupons - Check ----------- on *:TEXT:!check coupon:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($iif(%lottery. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) > 0) { /dec %lottery. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] notice $nick Your lottery coupon is getting checked. Please wait a few seconds timer 1 4 notice $nick You got $iif(%lottery. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) coupons left var %lotterycoupons = $rand(1,120) if (%lotterycoupons == 1) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 2) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 3) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 4) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 5) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 6) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 7) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 8) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 9) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 10) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 11) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 12) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 13) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 14) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 15) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 16) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 17) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 18) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 19) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 20) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 21) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 22) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 23) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 24) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 25) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 26) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 27) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 28) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 29) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 30) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 31) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 32) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 33) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 34) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 35) { /var %winning $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 36) { /var %winning $rand(1,5) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 37) { /var %winning $rand(1,5) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 38) { /var %winning $rand(1,5) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 39) { /var %winning $rand(1,5) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 40) { /var %winning $rand(1,5) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 41) { /var %winning $rand(1,5) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 42) { /var %winning $rand(1,5) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 43) { /var %winning $rand(1,5) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 44) { /var %winning $rand(1,5) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 45) { /var %winning $rand(1,5) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 46) { /var %winning $rand(1,5) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 47) { /var %winning $rand(1,50) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 48) { /var %winning $rand(1,50) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 49) { /var %winning $rand(1,50) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 50) { /var %winning $rand(1,50) | timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won %winning Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning } if (%lotterycoupons == 51) { if ($nick == $iif(%avnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 1)) && ($chan == $iif(%avchan. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 1)) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won 40 Chance-Points inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 40 } else { /timer 1 3 /mode $chan +v $nick /set %avnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ] $nick /set %avchan. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ] $chan /timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won auto-voice in $chan } } if (%lotterycoupons == 52) { if ($nick == $iif(%avnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 1)) && ($chan == $iif(%avchan. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 1)) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won 40 Chance-Points inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 40 } else { /timer 1 3 /mode $chan +v $nick /set %avnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ] $nick /set %avchan. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ] $chan /timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won auto-voice in $chan } } if (%lotterycoupons == 53) { if ($nick == $iif(%avnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 1)) && ($chan == $iif(%avchan. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 1)) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won 40 Chance-Points inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 40 } else { /timer 1 3 /mode $chan +v $nick /set %avnick. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ] $nick /set %avchan. [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ ] . [ $+ [ $chan ] ] $chan /timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won auto-voice in $chan } } if (%lotterycoupons == 54) { if ($nick isvoice $chan) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won 5 chance-points inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 5 } else { /timer 1 3 /mode $chan +v $nick timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won voice in $chan } } if (%lotterycoupons == 55) { if ($nick isvoice $chan) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won 5 chance-points inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 5 } else { /timer 1 3 /mode $chan +v $nick timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won voice in $chan } } if (%lotterycoupons == 56) { if ($nick isvoice $chan) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won 5 chance-points inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 5 } else { /timer 1 3 /mode $chan +v $nick timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won voice in $chan } } if (%lotterycoupons == 57) { if ($nick isvoice $chan) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won 5 chance-points inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 5 } else { /timer 1 3 /mode $chan +v $nick timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have voice in $chan } } if (%lotterycoupons == 58) { if ($nick isvoice $chan) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won 5 chance-points inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 5 } else { /timer 1 3 /mode $chan +v $nick timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won voice in $chan } } if (%lotterycoupons == 59) { if ($nick isvoice $chan) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won 5 chance-points inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 5 } else { /timer 1 3 /mode $chan +v $nick timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won voice in $chan } } if (%lotterycoupons == 60) { if ($nick isvoice $chan) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won 5 chance-points inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 5 } else { /timer 1 3 /mode $chan +v $nick timer 1 3 /notice $nick Congratulations!! You have won voice in $chan } } if (%lotterycoupons == 61) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! You have won a PHAT!!! OMG!!!! inc %phat. [ $+ [ $address($nick,2) ] ] } if (%lotterycoupons == 62) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 63) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 64) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 65) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 66) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 67) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 68) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 69) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 70) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 71) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 72) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 73) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 74) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 75) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 76) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 77) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 78) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 79) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 80) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 81) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 82) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 83) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 84) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 85) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 86) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 87) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 88) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 89) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 90) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 91) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 92) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 93) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 94) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 95) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 96) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 97) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 98) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 99) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 100) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 101) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 102) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 103) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 104) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 105) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 106) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 107) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 108) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 109) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 110) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 111) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 112) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 113) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 114) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 115) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 116) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 117) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 118) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 119) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 120) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } if (%lotterycoupons == 121) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick Sorry! But theres no prize on that coupon! } } else { /notice $nick You dont have any lottery coupons } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } ----------- 9.0 Sell - Phat ----------- on *:TEXT:!sell phat:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($iif(%phat. [ $+ [ $address($nick,2) ] ], $v1, 0) > 0) { notice $nick You have sold your party hat for 500 Chance-Points! if ($iif(%gameinfo, $v1, 0) == on) { echo 4 $+ $nick has sold his partyhat for 500 chance-points } inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 500 dec %phat. [ $+ [ $address($nick,2) ] ] } else { notice $nick Dont steal! Its not your partyhat! } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } on *:TEXT:!search:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($me ishop $chan) || ($me isop $chan) { if (!%seach [ $+ [ $address($nick,2) ] ]) { set -u1800 %seach $+ $address($nick,2) x notice $nick You search the bookcase var %searchprize = $rand(1,3) if (%searchprize == 1) { var %searchwire = $rand(1,2) if (%searchwire == 1) { /set %wirecolor1. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] red /set %wirecolor2. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] black if ($iif(%gameinfo, $v1, 0) == on) { echo 4 $+ $nick has found a timebomb using search in $chan $+ . The wire to defuse the bomb is: $iif(%wirecolor1. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) } /timer 1 3 msg $chan $nick has found a timebomb inside a bookcase! He got 60 seconds to deactivate it /timer 1 3 notice $nick Inside the bookcase you found a timebomb! The counter on it has start counting! /timer 1 4 notice $nick The bomb will explode in 60 seconds! /timer 1 4 notice $nick Theres two wires! One 1black5 and one 4red5 wire! /timer 1 4 notice $nick To deactivate it say !cutwire (the color of wire you want to cut) /timerwire $+ $nick 1 63 /kick $chan $nick BOOOOOOOM /timercolor $+ $nick 1 63 /unset %wirecolor2. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] /timercolor2 $+ $nick 1 63 /unset %wirecolor1. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] /timercolor3 $+ $nick 1 63 /unset %timebom. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] set %timebom. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] on } if (%searchwire == 2) { /set %wirecolor1. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] black /set %wirecolor2. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] red if ($iif(%gameinfo, $v1, 0) == on) { echo 4 $+ $nick has found a timebomb using search in $chan $+ . The wire to defuse the bomb is: $iif(%wirecolor1. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) } /timer 1 3 msg $chan $nick has found a timebomb inside a bookcase! He got 60 seconds to deactivate it /timer 1 3 notice $nick Inside the bookcase you found a timebomb! The counter on it has start counting! /timer 1 4 notice $nick The bomb will explode in 60 seconds! /timer 1 4 notice $nick Theres two wires! One 1black5 and one 4red5 wire! /timer 1 4 notice $nick To deactivate it say !cutwire (the color of wire you want to cut) /timerwire $+ $nick 1 63 /kick $chan $nick BOOOOOOOM /timercolor $+ $nick 1 63 /unset %wirecolor2. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] /timercolor2 $+ $nick 1 63 /unset %wirecolor1. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] /timercolor3 $+ $nick 1 63 /unset %timebom. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] set %timebom. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] on } } if (%searchprize == 2) { /var %winning2 $rand(1,20) | timer 1 3 notice $nick Inside the bookcase you find %winning2 Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning2 } if (%searchprize == 3) { timer 1 3 /notice $nick You find nothing in the bookcase } } else { notice $nick You can only search the bookcase one time each 30 minutes } } else { notice $nick I need to atleast be a hop to use this command } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } on *:TEXT:!cutwire *:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($me ishop $chan) || ($me isop $chan) { if ($iif(%timebom. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) == on) { if ($2 == $null) { notice $nick You need to chose a wire to cut! Type !cutwire (1black5 or 4red5) } elseif ($2 == $iif(%wirecolor1. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0)) { msg $chan $nick has cut the $iif(%wirecolor1. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) wire! timer 1 3 msg $chan The watch stops cointing! $nick has deactivated the bomb! timer 1 3 notice $nick To see if the timebomb comtains some usefull items say !search timebomb if ($iif(%gameinfo, $v1, 0) == on) { timer 1 3 echo 4 $+ $nick has cut the correct wire } /timercolor3 $+ $nick off /timercolor2 $+ $nick off /timercolor $+ $nick off /timerwire $+ $nick off /unset %wirecolor1. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] /unset %wirecolor2. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] /unset %timebom. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] timer 1 3 /inc %timebombreward. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] } else { msg $chan $nick has cut the $iif(%wirecolor2. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) wire! timer 1 3 /kick $chan $nick BOOM!!!!!!!! if ($iif(%gameinfo, $v1, 0) == on) { echo 4 $+ $nick has cut the wrong wire } /timercolor3 $+ $nick off /timercolor2 $+ $nick off /timercolor $+ $nick off /timerwire $+ $nick off /unset %wirecolor1. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] /unset %wirecolor2. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] /unset %timebom. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] } } else { notice $nick You dont have a timebomb! } } else { notice $nick I need to atleast be a hop to use this command } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } on *:TEXT:!search timebomb:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if ($iif(%timebombreward. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) > 0) { dec %timebombreward. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] notice $nick You search the timebomb var %timebombrand = $rand(1,12) if (%timebombrand == 1) { timer 1 3 notice $nick You find nothing in the timebomb } if (%timebombrand == 2) { /var %winning2 $rand(10,20) | timer 1 3 notice $nick Inside the timebomb you find %winning2 Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning2 } if (%timebombrand == 3) { /var %winning2 $rand(10,20) | timer 1 3 notice $nick Inside the timebomb you find %winning2 Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning2 } if (%timebombrand == 4) { /var %winning2 $rand(10,20) | timer 1 3 notice $nick Inside the timebomb you find %winning2 Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning2 } if (%timebombrand == 5) { /var %winning2 $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 notice $nick Inside the timebomb you find %winning2 Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning2 } if (%timebombrand == 6) { /var %winning2 $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 notice $nick Inside the timebomb you find %winning2 Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning2 } if (%timebombrand == 7) { /var %winning2 $rand(1,10) | timer 1 3 notice $nick Inside the timebomb you find %winning2 Chance-Points | /inc %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning2 } if (%timebombrand == 8) { /var %winning3 $rand(2,10) | timer 1 3 notice $nick You find %winning3 chance coupons inside the timebomb! | inc %lottery. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning3 } if (%timebombrand == 9) { /var %winning3 $rand(2,10) | timer 1 3 notice $nick You find %winning3 chance coupons inside the timebomb! | inc %lottery. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning3 } if (%timebombrand == 10) { /var %winning3 $rand(2,5) | timer 1 3 notice $nick You find %winning3 chance coupons inside the timebomb! | inc %lottery. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning3 } if (%timebombrand == 11) { /var %winning3 $rand(2,5) | timer 1 3 notice $nick You find %winning3 chance coupons inside the timebomb! | inc %lottery. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] %winning3 } if (%timebombrand == 12) { timer 1 3 notice $nick You find nothing in the timebomb } } else { notice $nick You dont got any timebombs! } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } on *:TEXT:!buy joke:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if (%chancejoke. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] == 59) { notice $nick You got all 59 jokes. To read them type !read joke (a number between 1 and 59) } if (%chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] > 9 ) { /inc %chancejoke. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 1 /dec %chancescore. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 10 /notice $nick You have bought a joke for 10 chance-points. To read it type !read joke $iif(%chancejoke. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) $+  notice $nick You now got $iif(%chancejoke. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) out of 59 jokes } else { notice $nick You dont have 10 chance-points to buy a joke with! } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } on *:TEXT:!list jokes:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if (%chancejoke. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] == $null) { notice $nick You dont have any jokes! You can buy them for 10 chance-points each by saying !buy joke } else { notice $nick You got $iif(%chancejoke. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) out of 59 jokes! To read them type !read joke (a number between 1 and $iif(%chancejoke. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) $+ $chr(41) } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } } on *:TEXT:!read joke *:#: { if ($iif(%activatechan. [ $+ [ $chan ] ], $v1, 0) == Activated) { if (%chancejoke. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] == $null) { notice $nick You dont have any jokes! You can buy them for 10 chance-points each by saying !buy joke | halt } if ($3 isnum 1-59) { if (%chancejoke. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] < $3) { notice $nick You dont got joke number $3 $+ . You only got $iif(%chancejoke. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) out of 59 jokes } else { if ($3 == 1) { /notice $nick Joke number 1: Most supid thing a person would say: "Your a person!" } if ($3 == 2) { /notice $nick Joke number 2: Joke 14» People keep asking other people to do stuff. People keep doing stuff to other people! } if ($3 == 3) { /notice $nick Joke number 3: Scientists are supposed to be smart.When they look their wives, they ask "Who is that?". } if ($3 == 4) { /notice $nick Joke number 4: People say that the world needs more doctors. When you go into a hospital, ask random people why their there. When I go, I ask a person he says "I got shot", Thats reasonable. I ask another person, "Someone hurt my feelings!". } if ($3 == 5) { /notice $nick Joke number 5: Paaiiinnntttthhhhh!!! } if ($3 == 6) { /notice $nick Joke number 6: One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit. He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts. Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!" } if ($3 == 7) { /notice $nick Joke number 7: Men are handy men. Women are whipping girls. } if ($3 == 8) { /notice $nick Joke number 8: Women usually have a dirty mind. } if ($3 == 9) { /notice $nick Joke number 9: All men think about are sports and money, oh yeah did I say the bed? } if ($3 == 10) { /notice $nick Joke number 10: All families want to be so called "Gazillion-ares". } if ($3 == 11) { /notice $nick Joke number 11: NASA has a animal specialist program which they have the make a map, of where human population is! } if ($3 == 12) { /notice $nick Joke number 12: Whats in a mans head is what some women dream of having... } if ($3 == 13) { /notice $nick Joke number 13: You just might possibly be a redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than your head. } if ($3 == 14) { /notice $nick Joke number 14: Yo' mama so stupid, she broke her TV looking for the TV dinner! } if ($3 == 15) { /notice $nick Joke number 15: In America, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your children are? In England, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your husband is? In Paris, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your wife is? And in Poland, they say it's 10:00 do you know what time it is? } if ($3 == 16) { /notice $nick Joke number 16: Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the prostitute? It's the one with the little sticker that says... I - DA - HO } if ($3 == 17) { /notice $nick Joke number 17: There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada. "You know," said one of the explorers, "we should name this place we're hiking through." "I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that." "Okay," said the third, "I'll go first. C, eh." "N, eh." "D, eh." And that's how they named Canada.. } if ($3 == 18) { /notice $nick Joke number 18: What is a hooker in Alaska called? A frostitute! } if ($3 == 19) { /notice $nick Joke number 19: What's the difference between a porsche and a hedgehog? A hedgehog has pricks on the outside! } if ($3 == 20) { /notice $nick Joke number 20: Yo mama''s so fat, she dont need the Internet - she's already world wide. } if ($3 == 21) { /notice $nick Joke number 21: Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms. The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?' ''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!'' } if ($3 == 22) { /notice $nick Joke number 22: I'm glad you're short. It gives me less to complain about. } if ($3 == 23) { /notice $nick Joke number 23: Did you hear the one about the Catholic porn film? It was 10 minutes of sex and 50 minutes of guilt. } if ($3 == 24) { /notice $nick Joke number 24: A man, his son, and a dog walk into a bar... "Ow," "Ow" "Woof." } if ($3 == 25) { /notice $nick Joke number 25: Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.'' } if ($3 == 26) { /notice $nick Joke number 26: Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles? Because it ends up behind her ears anyway! } if ($3 == 27) { /notice $nick Joke number 27: Q: How does a redneck take a bubblebath? A: He farts in a puddle. } if ($3 == 28) { /notice $nick Joke number 28: Knock, knock. Who's there? You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil? You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's pointless. } if ($3 == 29) { /notice $nick Joke number 29: LaLaLaLa...what? did you say something? } if ($3 == 30) { /notice $nick Joke number 30: What do donkeys send out near Christmas? Mule-tide greetings. } if ($3 == 31) { /notice $nick Joke number 31: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him. } if ($3 == 32) { /notice $nick Joke number 32: I know you love me ;) } if ($3 == 33) { /notice $nick Joke number 33: One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother." } if ($3 == 34) { /notice $nick Joke number 34: Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh } if ($3 == 35) { /notice $nick Joke number 35: A guy was smoking a cigarette. Another guy comes up to him and asks, "Do you have an extra cigarette?" The first guy looks at the box and reads that it contains20 cigarettes. He counts all the cigarettes in his box and says,"Nope, don't got any extra cigarettes". } if ($3 == 36) { /notice $nick Joke number 36: Three Wise men were going to heaven, but before that, they each had to answer a question from God. The first Wise Man came up and God asked him, "Who was the first man on earth?" He answered Adam and was let in. The second Wise Man came up and God asked him, "Who was the first women on earth?" He answered Eve and was let in. The thrid Wise Man came up and God asked "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" He thought for a moment, "Hmm, that's a hard one..." And God said, you may be let into Heaven. } if ($3 == 37) { /notice $nick Joke number 37: What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nachocheese. } if ($3 == 38) { /notice $nick Joke number 38: When the media does it, it's called "news coverage." When an individual does it, it's called "stalking." } if ($3 == 39) { /notice $nick Joke number 39: How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a shovel. } if ($3 == 40) { /notice $nick Joke number 40: A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" A graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" A graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much it cost?" A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?" } if ($3 == 41) { /notice $nick Joke number 41: A ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a cold one. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve food here." } if ($3 == 42) { /notice $nick Joke number 42: What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? A jolly green giant. } if ($3 == 43) { /notice $nick Joke number 43: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp. } if ($3 == 44) { /notice $nick Joke number 44: Why are there no amusement parks in China? Because no one is tall enough to ride the rides! } if ($3 == 45) { /notice $nick Joke number 45: What do you call Jennifer Lopez falling down the stairs? A ho down. } if ($3 == 46) { /notice $nick Joke number 46: Two men are walking down the street... I forget the punch-line, but your mother's a . } if ($3 == 47) { /notice $nick Joke number 47: A waiter asks a man, “May I take your order, sir?” “Yes,” the man replies. “I’m just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?” “Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they’re going to die.” } if ($3 == 48) { /notice $nick Joke number 48: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. } if ($3 == 49) { /notice $nick Joke number 49: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? "Fish" } if ($3 == 50) { /notice $nick Joke number 50: What's green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and, if it falls out of a tree, can kill you? A pool table. } if ($3 == 51) { /notice $nick Joke number 51: A blind guy, a deaf guy, and an armless guy were in a cave. All of a sudden, a blind guy said he heard something, the deaf guy said he saw something, and the armless guy said "Let's kick his ass!" } if ($3 == 52) { /notice $nick Joke number 52: Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles? Because it ends up behind her ears anyway! } if ($3 == 53) { /notice $nick Joke number 53: Why are there no amusement parks in China? Because no one is tall enough to ride the rides } if ($3 == 54) { /notice $nick Joke number 54: Yo' mama so stupid, that when I asked her to turn on the TV, she started strippin'. } if ($3 == 55) { /notice $nick Joke number 55: yo mama so stupid, she thinks hamburger helper comes with another person } if ($3 == 56) { /notice $nick Joke number 56: Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. } if ($3 == 57) { /notice $nick Joke number 57: Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to? A: Oral } if ($3 == 58) { /notice $nick Joke number 58: Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. } if ($3 == 59) { /notice $nick Joke number 59: You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet women } } } else { notice $nick There are only 1 to 59 jokes!! You got $iif(%chancejoke. [ $+ [ $nick ] ], $v1, 0) out of 59 jokes. } } else { notice $nick All the chance-points scripts in $chan are deactivated } }