14:32 < Itaku> but im on ubuntu and got apache2 already installed and i already apt-get'd the php5 how 
               do i install on 
ubuntu???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

(set mode +q to shut him up)

Soon after, in private chat:

14:33 -!- Irssi: Starting query in freenode with Itaku
14:33 <Itaku> 17:30E TMTOWTDI: Itaku: you need to use more questionmarks to get PHP to work
14:33 <Itaku> he told me to
14:34 <caffinated> are you really that dense?
14:34 <Itaku> what?