on *:sockread:phpsend*:{
  sockread -f %temp
  echo -a Socket connection recieved Data recieved - %temp
  set %bleh1 $sockname
  if (nick iswm %temp) { send-to-php Nick: $me }
  if (chans iswm %temp) { send-to-php $phpchans }
  if (clist iswm %temp) { send-to-php $phpclist }
  if (conuptime iswm %temp) { send-to-php $uptime(server,2) }
  if (sysuptime iswm %temp) { send-to-php $uptime(system,2) }
  if (topic* iswm %temp) { send-to-php $strip($chan($gettok(%temp,2,32)).topic) }
  if (users* iswm %temp) { send-users $gettok(%temp,2,32) }
  if (status iswm %temp) { send-to-php $status }
  if (numchans iswm %temp) { send-to-php $chan(0) }
  halt
  :error
  if (*socket in use* iswm $error) { sockclose $regsubex($error,(.+\'(\w+)\'.+), \2) }
}