This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS!!!
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Rubik's cube blindfold...
I solve what I must, because, I can...
For the good of all of us
except the ones DNF'd,
but there's no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake
and your puzzle gets done, and you're placed number one
out of people who are still top five.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you took my record and beat me.
And popped me to pieces.
And put a piece back, but flipped around.
As I turned, it hurt because I could not solve OLL
Now these times on average make a beautiful line
and we're still winning blindfold with an excellent time
So I'm glad it got turned
think of all the algs I learned
from the solvers who are still top five.

Go 'head and scramble.
I think I prefer to keep it solved.
Maybe you'll find someone else to teach you.
Like Matyas Kuti.
That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance.
Anyway, this state is great,
Already three corners solved
look at me still talking while there's memo to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've competitions to run.
And there's scrambles to be done,
for the solvers who are still top five.

And believe me, I am still top five.
I'm doing blindfold and I'm still top five.
I feel fantastic and I'm still top five.
And while you memo I'll be still top five.
And when you solve I will be still top five.
Still top five.
Still top five.