if ($1 = !info && $2 = $null) {
    $2 = $nick
      if ($hget(Stats,$2 $+ .JoinCount) = $null) && ($2 !ison $chan) { 
      msg $chan 3S7orry 3 $+ $left($nick,1) $+ 7 $+ $right($nick,$calc($len($nick) - 1)) $+ , 3b7ut 3 $+ $left($2,1) $+ 7 $+ $right($2,$calc($len($2) - 1)) 3w7as 3n7ot 3f7ount 3i7n 3t7he 3d7atabase 
      halt
    } 
    if ($hget(Stats,$2 $+ .JoinCount) = $null) && ($2 ison $chan) { 
      msg $chan 7I have not started taking stats for $2 yet, i will as soon as they re-join. 
      halt
    }
else { 
     ($hget(Stats,$2 $+ .JoinCount) = $null) && ($2 !ison $chan) { 
      msg $chan 3S7orry 3 $+ $left($nick,1) $+ 7 $+ $right($nick,$calc($len($nick) - 1)) $+ , 3b7ut 3 $+ $left($2,1) $+ 7 $+ $right($2,$calc($len($2) - 1)) 3w7as 3n7ot 3f7ount 3i7n 3t7he 3d7atabase 
      halt
    } 
    if ($hget(Stats,$2 $+ .JoinCount) = $null) && ($2 ison $chan) { 
      msg $chan 7I have not started taking stats for $2 yet, i will as soon as they re-join. 
      halt
    }
}