on *:TEXT:!event*:#Sleeping_Dragons,#``Matt:{
  if ($2 == set) {
    if ($3 == monday) { set %event.monday $4- }
    elseif ($3 == tuesday) { set %event.tuesday $4- }
    elseif ($3 == wednesday) { set %event.wednesday $4- }
    elseif ($3 == thursday) { set %event.thursday $4- }
    elseif ($3 == friday) { set %event.friday $4- }
    elseif ($3 == saturday) { set %event.saturday $4- }
    elseif ($3 == sunday) { set %event.sunday $4- }
    else { set %event. [ $+ [ $day ] ] $3- }
  }
  if (!$2) { notice $nick Todays event is:07 %event. [ $+ [ $day ] ] $+ ! }
  elseif ($2 == monday) { notice $nick Monday's event is:07 %event.monday $+ ! }
  elseif ($2 == tuesday) { notice $nick Tuesday's event is:07 %event.tuesday $+ ! }
  elseif ($2 == wednesday) { notice $nick Wednesday's event is:07 %event.wednesday $+ ! }
  elseif ($2 == thursday) { notice $nick Thursday's event is:07 %event.thursday $+ ! }
  elseif ($2 == friday) { notice $nick Friday's event is:07 %event.friday $+ ! }
  elseif ($2 == saturday) { notice $nick Saturday's event is:07 %event.saturday $+ ! }
  elseif ($2 == sunday) { notice $nick Sunday's event is:07 %event.sunday $+ ! }
}