/*TOP SECRET Microsoft [c] Project: Longhorn(TM) SP1
Estimated release date: 2008
*/

#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "leopard.h"

char chew_up_some_ram[10000000];

void main() {
     while (!CRASHED) {
     
       if(first_time_install) {	
 	make_10_gigabyte_swapfile() {
 	do_nothing_loop() {
 	search_and_destroy(FIREFOX | OPENOFFICEORG | ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
 	hang_system();
}

    if(still_not_crashed){
       basically_run_windows_xp();
       do_nothing_loop();
 }	 		
}

    if(!DX10GPU()) {
      set_graphics(aero, very_slow);
      set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
//printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
//printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");

   while(something) {
        sleep(10)
        get_user_input();
        sleep(10);
        act_on_user_input();
        sleep(10);
        flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);
    }
        create_general_protection_fault();
}