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;;  DOTKAY  ;;
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on *:TEXT:$(%prefix $+ dotkay*):*:{
  if ($2 == mystats) { 
    var %read = $read(dotkay.txt, s, KICKLIST), %wstart = $readn + 1
    if ($read(dotkay.txt, s, $nick, %wstart) == $null) { $comchoose Apparently you haven't been hit by a dotkay yet... just wait. }
    else { $comchoose You have been kicked by a dotkay $read(dotkay.txt, s, $nick, %wstart) times. }
    goto end
  }
  if ($2 == stats) {
    var %read = $read(dotkay.txt, s, KICKLIST), %wstart = $readn + 1, %wnick = $3
    %read = $read(dotkay.txt, s, %wnick, %wstart)
    if (!$3) { $comchoose You need to tell me who you want stats for. Please try again using %prefix $+ dotkay stats <nick>. $&
      If you want your own stats, type %prefix $+ dotkay mystats. }
    elseif ($readn != 0) { $comchoose $3 has been kicked %read times by DOTKAY. }
    else { $comchoose I don't remember kicking $3 before. }
    goto end
  }
  if (!$chan && $2 !ischan ) { $comchoose Sorry, but you need to tell me where to throw dotkay grenades. Either type $&
    the command in a channel, or specify a channel using %prefix $+ dotkay (channel), eg %prefix $+ dotkay ## | goto end }
  if ($chan && $2 !ischan) { var %chan $chan | %else = $2- }
  if ($2 ischan || $left($2,1) == $chr(35)) { var %chan $2 | %else = $3- }
  if (%else == on || %else == enable) { 
    if ($maint($nick) == $true || $chanset(%chan,1) == $nick) { 
      $chansetedit(%chan,7,$left($chanset(%chan,7),1) $+ Y) 
      $comchoose %prefix $+ dotkay is now enabled on %chan $+ . 
    }
    else { $comchoose You don't have the required access level in %chan to do that. }
    goto end
  }
  if (%else == off || %else == disable) { 
    if ($maint($nick) == $true || $chanset(%chan,1) == $nick) { $chansetedit(%chan,7,$left($chanset(%chan,7),1) $+ N) | $&
      $comchoose %prefix $+ dotkay is now disabled on %chan $+ . }  
    else { $comchoose You don't have the required access level in %chan to do that. }
    goto end
  }
  if (%else == highscore) { 
    if ($chperm(%chan,$nick) == $true) {
      var %rec $chanset(%chan,12) 
      if (%rec = 0) { $comchoose %prefix $+ dotkay has not yet been used in %chan $+ . }
      else { $comchoose Highscore for %prefix $+ dotkay on %chan was scored by $wret(%rec,2) on $&
        $asctime($wret(%rec,3),mmmm doo yyyy) with $wret(%rec,1) kicks. }
      goto end 
    }
    else { $comchoose You don't have the required access level in %chan to see that. }
  }
  if (%else == status) {
    if ($right($chanset(%chan,7),1) == Y && $chperm(%chan,$nick) == $true) { $comchoose %prefix $+ dotkay is enabled in %chan $+ . }
    elseif ($right($chanset(%chan,7),1) == N && $chperm(%chan,$nick) == $true) { $comchoose %prefix $+ dotkay is disabled in %chan $+ . }
    else { $comchoose You don't have the required access level in %chan to see that. }
    goto end
  }
  if (($me !isop %chan && $me !ishop %chan) || $right($chanset(%chan,7),1) == N) { $comchoose Sorry, but I'm not allowed $&
    to play with matches in %chan $+ . | goto end }
  elseif ($chperm(%chan,$nick) == $false) { $comchoose I can't let you do that Dave. | goto end }
  var %read = $read(dotkay.txt, s, KICKLIST), %msg $rand(1,$calc(($readn - 6) / 3))
  dotkay %chan %msg $dkminmax(%chan) $nick
  :end
  comlog $1-
}

alias dotkay {
  var %kicks = $rand($3,$4), %kicked = 0, %fuckup, %knick
  $read(dotkay.txt,$calc(($2 * 3) + 3))
  :choose
  var %nick $ranick($1)
  if (%kicks == 0 || %fuckup > 100) { .timer 1 5 $read(dotkay.txt,$calc(($2 * 3) + 5)) | halt }
  if (%nick == X3 || %nick == $me || mattbot isin %nick || %nick isop $1 || (%nick ishop $1 && $me !isop $1) || $&
    %nick isin %knick || ($maint(%nick) == $true && $god($1) == Y)) { inc %fuckup 1 | goto choose }
  var %wnick = %nick, %read = $read(dotkay.txt, s, KICKLIST), %wstart = $readn + 1, %wkick, %readn
  if ($read(dotkay.txt, s, %wnick, %wstart) == $null) { write dotkay.txt %wnick 1 | %readn = $lines(dotkay.txt) }
  else { write -l $+ $readn dotkay.txt %wnick $in($wret($read(dotkay.txt,$readn),2),1) | %readn = $readn }
  %wkick = $wret($read(dotkay.txt,%readn),2)
  kick $1 %nick $read(dotkay.txt,$calc(($2 * 3) + 4)) $chr(91) $+ %wkick $+ $chr(93)
  inc %kicked 1
  %knick = %knick %nick
  if (%kicked < %kicks) { goto choose }
  if ($chan != $1) { $comchoose The following $wret(%knick,0) people were kicked by DOTKAY in $1 $+ : %knick }
  if (%kicks > $wret($chanset($1,12),1)) { 
    $chansetedit($1,12,%kicks $nick $ctime) 
    $comchoose Congratulations - a new %chan DOTKAY record! 
  }
} 

alias dkminmax {
  var %p $nick($1,0)
  if (%p < 5) { return 0 1 }
  if (%p < 11) { return 1 3 }
  if (%p < 25) { return 2 $ceil($calc(%p / 5)) }
  if (%p < 50) { return 3 $ceil($calc(%p * 0.14)) }
  return 4 $ceil($calc(%p / 10))
}

menu menubar {
  Channel Controls
  .dotkay
  ..Edit messages:/run dotkay.txt
}



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;;  Old version  ;;
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;;Paste into aliases

/grenade {
  describe $chan fires DOTKAY rockets randomly at innocent Neveronians
  :kset
  set %k1 $nick($chan,$rand(1,$nick($chan,0))) 
  set %k2 $nick($chan,$rand(1,$nick($chan,0))) 
  set %k3 $nick($chan,$rand(1,$nick($chan,0))))
  if ((%k1 == %k2) || (%k2 == %k3) || (%k1 == %k3) || (%k1 == $me) || (%k2 == $me) || (%k3 == $me)) { goto kset }
  kick $chan %k1 %k1 is blasted out of channel by the blast!
  kick $chan %k2 %k2 is blasted out of channel by the blast!
  kick $chan %k3 %k3 is blasted out of channel by the blast!
}
/grenade2 {
  describe $chan fires DOTKAY rockets randomly at innocent Neveronians
  set %knum $rand($int($calc( $nick($chan,0) / 10 )),5)
  set %kkick 0
  :setnick
  set %knick $nick($chan,$rand(1,$nick($chan,0))))
  if (%knick isop $chan || %knick == $me) { goto setnick }
  kick $chan %knick %knick is blasted out of channel by the blast!
  inc %kkick 1
  if (%kkick < %knum) { goto setnick }
  set %kakick 1
  :setanick
  if ( [ $ $+ %kanick ] ) {
    kick $chan $ $+ %kanick $ $+ %kanick is blasted out of channel by the blast!
    inc %kakick 1
    goto setanick
  }
}