on *:JOIN:#smithy: {
  if ( $nick == Nixon ) {
    timer 1 4 msg $chan Hey #smithy! What's up?
  }
  else { notice $nick Quote of the day: %qotd
    timer 1 3 msg $chan $read(C:\greetings.txt)
    timer 1 4 msg $chan $read(C:\greetings.txt)
    timer 1 5 msg $chan $read(C:\greetings.txt)
  }
}