Prologue
                                              —Kozaru-Pinguin is een dikke
                                              vette hamburger!
                                                                  #DWI, topic
It all started with a hamburger that thought it was a Pinguin that thought
 like a Kozaru, while actually being a Kozaru that thought like a Pinguin.
It had always thought to be so. Then one day, talking to one of its faithful
friends, this friend cried out: “Kozaru-Pinguin is a really fat hamburger!”.
      The supposed-to-be Pinguin-Kozaru was shocked. “I’m not a fat
hamburger! How did you get that idea!” it shouted back at its friend. The
    friend pointed at the sign in the room they were in. It went and saw.
“Then it must be true” Kozaru-Pinguin realised, “I AM a hamburger. How
                  can I make it stop? The pain. The horror.”
  There began its journey; to become again what it was predestined to be,
                 hadn’t there been any other powers in play.