#  You attack the ward with your Sword. You score a hit. Hints of energy dance away from the impact and there is an echoing 'thunk.' With a resounding crack, the air shimmers for a moment and the ward dissipates.  (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:17:53 +0000)
# You go inside of House. (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:17:59 +0000)
# Gatecrasher said, "...WHERE THE HELL ARE THE NEWBIES?" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:18:13 +0000)
# You say, "Ceci n'est pas une raid!" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:18:24 +0000)
# You say, "We came to give the newbies stuff... what an anticlimax" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:18:47 +0000)
# Gatecrasher said, "if this was a real raid you'd be dead :<" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:19:09 +0000)
# Gatecrasher said, "maybe." (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:19:14 +0000)
# Gatecrasher said, "this is how real newbies raid dammit :<" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:19:25 +0000)
# Sabin Rene Figaro said, "I actually came to offer my assistance, but it appears there isn't anyone to assist" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:19:40 +0000)
# You give Small Bottle of Gunpowder to No One of Importance. (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:19:42 +0000)
# You give Rifle Magazine to No One of Importance. (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:19:51 +0000)
# Gatecrasher said, "I see no newbies from your faction, so in lieu of this, I'll give you some destroyed daggers to give to them when they come home." (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:19:57 +0000)
# You say, "Pretend to be a newbie... It'll make us feel better" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:20:19 +0000)
# Gatecrasher said, "and a mushroom. For good luck." (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:20:36 +0000)
# Gatecrasher said, "ooh. Yeah pretend to be a member of this faction. Better yet, if you could just... temporarily join them, so I could give you something..." (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:21:04 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "So, have you thought of renaming yourself to "Help! where are the newbies?"" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:21:26 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "Or possibly "What newbies? Help!" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:21:45 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "Or maybe "Newbies, help us"" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:22:14 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "Given that you don't have a leg to stand on, here have a crutch" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:22:41 +0000)
# Sabin Rene Figaro said, "help how do I join the Hive Mind? is that a sort of newbie ish question you are looking for?" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:22:58 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "No inventory space? I'll just have to hit you with it to get the feeling across." (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:23:18 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "How did that feel, eh?" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:23:48 +0000)
# Sabin Rene Figaro pretends to try and fix a knife without repair item "why is it still worn?" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:24:01 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "That's the sound of harsh reality in handy supplementary appendage form" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:24:17 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "Sabin, stop suplexing that knife" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:24:40 +0000)
# Gatecrasher said, "the pointy end does NOT go that way :(" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:25:03 +0000)
# Sabin Rene Figaro looks down in shame "sorry" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:25:11 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "Martial arts are not the solution to all of life's problems" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:25:23 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky strikes a heroic teaching pose (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:25:29 +0000)
# Sabin Rene Figaro said, "really? but it helps in so many situations!" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:25:49 +0000)
# Sabin Rene Figaro looks in awe at the heroic teacher pose (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:26:19 +0000)
# You give Quiver of Arrows to No One of Importance. (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:26:33 +0000)
# Gatecrasher said, "truly, it is a sad day in the nexus, when a self proclaimed philanthropist is surpassed in teaching by a mere mortal. Also, I'm out of AP so I'm going to go eat a grilled chese sandwich." (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:27:48 +0000)
# Vic Vega has maxed out! (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:27:56 +0000)
# You say, "Maybe the purpose of our raid should have been to come in here and pretend to be newbies" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:28:03 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "Excellent idea!" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:28:30 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky dons a false beard and a pair of dark glasses (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:28:44 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "So, zis nexus ov vitch you speek" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:29:03 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "It be very dangerous, yah?" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:29:18 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "Viz ze APs and ze MPs and ze RPs and suchlike" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:30:02 +0000)
# Sabin Rene Figaro said, ".me looks at a pistol "which end do the bullets ome out?"" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:30:31 +0000)
# Sabin Rene Figaro said, "whats this thing called MO?" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:30:55 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky removes the beard and glasses and resumes the heroic teacher pose (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:31:31 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "Sabin! you must learn this through experimentation" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:31:43 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "Point the pistol in one direction, fire it and then try the other way afterwards" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:32:01 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "And I think Mo is one of the waitresses down at the Raw Style" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:33:19 +0000)
# Sabin Rene Figaro points the gun towards him and looks down the barrel "ok ill just pull this cresent shaped thing" he pulls the trigger and there is a click sound " ooh nothing happened, does this thing need ammo or something?" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:33:32 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "I'd try the knife again, we'll save pistols for another lesson" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:35:17 +0000)
# Sabin Rene Figaro said, "where is the raw style is that a restaurant? the only restaurant I've seen so far is a place called captain cluckys, ran into a really hot bartender the other day, was that Mo?" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:35:38 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "Possibly, I'm sort of hazy on these things" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:37:18 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "Best to try out that knife next time you see her, though" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:37:34 +0000)
# Sabin Rene Figaro said, "ok but I sittl have problems with actually hitting people with my knife, I find flailing my arms wildly in their general direction works better, I'm pretty tired now I guess the advocate won't mind me sleeping here" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:39:28 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "I think it might hurt his newbie helping credentials still further if he killed you" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:42:44 +0000)
# Nikolai Invanovich Lobachevsky said, "And they're already looking fairly shady" (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:43:00 +0000)
# Sabin Rene Figaro snores (17,47 House (Southton) : Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:52:58 +0000)