it all started with the water
just remembered my girlfriend but can't call her
cause I've gotta pee real bad
I regret all the drinks I had


now I gotta run real fast
gotta get to the bathroom and have a blast
so I don't pee my pants
oh noes there's a line, I'm the last

just got an idea that requires precision
I'll get in trouble if there's an inquisition
as to why I'm standing near the plants
and why I've stopped my dance

my idea was bad I see that now
wouldn't have been if the bees did drown
I screamed for a bathroom not their honey
but they didn't think it was funny
so now I've got welts and detention for 3 weeks
all cause I had to take a leak