on *:ACTION:$(slaps $me around a bit with a large trout):#: { describe $chan pulls out his Thieving cape, activates it, and steals $nick $+ ' $+ s bank value of $rand(1,250) $+ m $+ . }
on *:ACTION:$(slaps $me):#: { describe $chan pulls out his  thieving cape, activates it, and steals ' $+ s bank value of $rand(1,250) $+ m $+ . }

MASTAR THIEVAR FTW-AR