[23:14] tehseuss: pistachio pudding, dude. [23:14] tehseuss: anyways, once I locate my pants [23:14] tehseuss: I will go buy eggs. [23:14] Ajax1885: i dunno [23:14] Ajax1885: pistachios... [23:14] Ajax1885: they're confusing [23:14] tehseuss: they are. [23:14] Ajax1885: it's like they don't know whether they are a berry or a nut [23:14] Ajax1885: it's fucked up [23:15] tehseuss: I'd never thought of it that way before. [23:15] tehseuss: What are they? [23:15] Ajax1885: we classify them as a nut snack at meijer [23:15] tehseuss: fuck me rigid. ._. [23:15] Ajax1885: but we stick them in produce [23:15] tehseuss: I'm about to make meatballs. [23:15] Ajax1885: because we have no clue [23:15] tehseuss: XD [23:15] Ajax1885: you know what fucked up little sin against nature i found? [23:16] tehseuss: my brother? [23:16] Ajax1885: it's called a fucking grapple [23:16] tehseuss: is that a grape [23:16] Ajax1885: it's a cross-breed of a grape and an apple [23:16] tehseuss: or a grapefruit? [23:16] tehseuss: ...ew [23:16] tehseuss: wtfmate. [23:16] Ajax1885: i know! [23:16] Ajax1885: I [23:16] Ajax1885: K [23:16] Ajax1885: NOW! [23:16] Ajax1885: it's fucking madness [23:16] Ajax1885: it's not right [23:16] Ajax1885: not kosher [23:16] tehseuss: NOT HUMAN [23:16] Ajax1885: i've tried to destroy them but we just get more [23:16] Ajax1885: >_< [23:17] tehseuss: omg [23:17] tehseuss: do people buy them? [23:17] Ajax1885: and they're not pronounced normally, either [23:17] tehseuss: gray-pole? [23:17] Ajax1885: you'd think they were pronounced grrr apple [23:17] Ajax1885: but no [23:17] Ajax1885: it's [23:17] Ajax1885: yes! [23:17] Ajax1885: gray pole! [23:17] tehseuss: WTF [23:17] Ajax1885: it's fucking nuts [23:17] tehseuss: WHAT IS YOUR MANAGER'S NAME? [23:17] tehseuss: I'M GOING TO KILL HIM/HER/IT [23:18] Ajax1885: ROFL [23:18] tehseuss: That's a serious fruit fetish right there. [23:18] Ajax1885: then, there's starfruit [23:18] Ajax1885: ....I don't have a problem with starfruit [23:18] Ajax1885: but i don't trust it, either [23:18] tehseuss: Is that a cross between a starfish and a fruit?' [23:18] Ajax1885: no, it's like... [23:18] Ajax1885: it's weird [23:18] tehseuss: Because I have this fear of starfish. [23:18] Ajax1885: it's not anything [23:18] Ajax1885: because it comes from fucking brazil or some shit [23:19] Ajax1885: then there's dragonfruit [23:19] Ajax1885: which looks NOTHING like a dragon [23:19] Ajax1885: it's like... [23:19] Ajax1885: a fucking potato [23:19] tehseuss: a lizard? [23:19] Ajax1885: woith tentacles [23:19] tehseuss: Oh. [23:19] Ajax1885: *with [23:19] tehseuss: TENTACLE POTATO? [23:19] Ajax1885: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7a/Dragonfruit_Chiyai_market.jpg [23:20] Ajax1885: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ca/ChinaTrip2005-119.jpg [23:20] tehseuss: MOTHER MARY FULL OF GRACE... [23:20] Ajax1885: and it's a fucking reverse dalmation [23:20] tehseuss: What the FUCK? [23:20] Ajax1885: it is the most backasswards thing EVER [23:20] tehseuss: bassackwards xxxtreme! [23:21] Ajax1885: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/Carambola_cut.jpg [23:21] Ajax1885: starfruit [23:21] tehseuss: IT [23:21] tehseuss: IS [23:21] tehseuss: EVIL [23:21] tehseuss: okay okay [23:21] tehseuss: I may have found pants [23:21] Ajax1885: ROFL [23:21] Ajax1885: you sound unsure [23:23] tehseuss: I HAVE [23:23] tehseuss: :D [23:23] Ajax1885: epic win