ctcp *:version:*:{
  ctcpreply $nick VERSION 4C14T4C14P 4E14v4e14n4t14s 7By 4E14c4K14s4t14a4s14y 
}
ctcp *:face:*:{
  ctcpreply $nick FACE 4You Can't See My Face 14(I Have A Balaclava)
}
ctcp *:clientinfo:*:{
  ctcpreply $nick CLIENTINFO 4Don't CTCP ClientInfo On Me,14Ask Me What Client I Have!
}
ctcp *:finger:*:{
  ctcpreply $nick FINGER 4Yes..I'm Still Alive
}
ctcp *:ping:*:{
  ctcpreply $nick PING 4Don't Ping Me! 14Ping Someone Else!
}
ctcp *:sound:*:{
  ctcpreply $nick SOUND 4Don't Use CTCP Sound On Me! 14Do I Look Like A Sound System?
}
ctcp *:source:*:{
  ctcpreply $nick SOURCE 4Don't Use CTCP Source On Me! 14This Is A Private IRC Script!!
}
ctcp *:time:*:{
  ctcpreply $nick TIME 4Don't Use CTCP Time On Me! 4Buy A Watch!!
}
ctcp *:userinfo:*:{
  ctcpreply $nick USERINFO 4Don't Use CTCP UserInfo On Me! 14You Nosey Fuck!
}